Shannon Stacey

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Muse Wars Episode II: Attack of the Ezmerelda

Shannon’s muse, Ezmerelda, here again. You might remember me from when I hijacked her Thursday Thirteen last week. I got to thinking you all might consider me a figment of Shannon’s screwy imagination, so I’m hijacking the blog once again in order to offer you photographic evidence of my existence:

That’s me—Ezmerelda (sitting in the car, not that red-headed hussy). I’m a Guatemalan worry doll. The cool part of my job is driving around in this Mini Cooper. The not … Read More »

Thursday Thirteen Hijacking

I’m taking over the blog today. Why? Because Shannon’s a boring, whiny bitch today, and I want to list the thirteen reasons I’d rather be Nora’s muse. What? Oh, who am I? I’m Shannon’s muse, unfortunately. And since she often says “Okay, Ezmerelda, let’s do this thing,” when she sits down to write, I think that might be my name. Either that or it’s some secret name she calls herself, in which case she’s worse off than I thought. She … Read More »

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