It’s not the first, but I felt like doing my search phrases today. I got slammed by people looking for the “I Like to Move It” video from Madagascar. Buy the DVD. It’s on there. And I really do get people looking for me and/or my book. But then there are the people looking for:

what is an ass tulip — All these months and I still don’t know.

kinky neighbor — I wanna live in that neighborhood.

masturbate this … Read More »

Gabriele tagged me, and this one looks like a doozy! :woot:

Three screen names that you’ve had: Umm…I think I’m just me pretty much everywhere

Three things you like about yourself: Ummm…hmmm….I hate this question. I can’t think of anything right now, dammit. If I do, I’ll edit it in.

Three things you don’t like about yourself: Only 3? My hair. My lack of confidence. My inability to quit smoking.

Three parts of your heritage: A whole lot of English, … Read More »

According to the statistics, my blog world just gets curiouser and curiouser…

masturebation — We knew this would come up

swiffer masturbate — I’m at a loss here. Are we talking original Swiffer? Swiffer WetJet?

my masturebation — Does this mean you finally figured out how?

scamps fantasy wear — suspenders?

what is male masturebation — I guess not

naughty things to say to your enemies — Oh where to start…

how to say where is the bathroom in spanish… Read More »

My awstats was down for the first half of September, and yet I still managed to get an idea of what brought visitors here:

urnine stains—try Urnine-Owt

enjoy my weekend sex slave—Ummm…he didn’t arrive; resend

blog bad boyfriends—flog, not blog

masturebation i guess—at least you’re enthusiastic

pictures that tell very well about masturebation—it’s called porn, dude

penis masturebation—4 out 5 men prefer it

time mismanagement—spending more time reading about it than doing it… Read More »

bj oral — Sounds like a good pseudonym, no?

how to ass tulip — There’s a how to? Is it a dance?

eharlequin.com redesign — *twitch*

synonyms with stacey — Strangely enough, PBS rejected the pilot as being boring, tedious, monotonous, humdrum, repetitious, routing and unvaried.

hot ass shannon — Only when I bend over too close to the campfire

harry potter who is r.a.b. — I dunno, but if you figure it out, let me know.

spell likeable — … Read More »