The Short Kid wrote a little article about ATVs for the student-run school newspaper and I thought it was really cute (if a bit of a hot mess). We won’t talk about the apostrophe in “ATV’s Are Great”, okay?
The first line is the one that made me laugh.
Hesitation is good: if you don’t hesitate, then you will always hit stuff.
Since he’s a minor, I’ll be accepting the Pulitzer on his behalf.