Shannon Stacey

Dear potential members of the future jury of my peers

If the day your services are needed should come, my defense will be simple: twenty years of finding wire staples in odd places by way of them jamming up under my fingernails.

Exhibit A:

I trust you’ll do the right thing.


2 comments to “Dear potential members of the future jury of my peers”

  1. azteclady
      · December 16th, 2011 at 11:55 am · Link


  2. Chrissy
      · December 17th, 2011 at 3:11 am · Link

    If you ever need a character witness, let me know. ;)

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