Yesterday, I almost got run over by an ambulance in the Walmart parking lot. By an ambulance.

And my first thought—once the driver realized that in his quest to find a place to park his big red bus he’d taken the corner too wide and too fast and was about to run me over and hit the car I was practically pressed against, and corrected his path—was that getting run over by an ambulance in the Walmart parking lot would have been a funny, ironic story for the blog.

In unrelated news, SK is doing Jumprope for Heart and since we only have a couple of days to fund-raise, I’d be a Bad Mom if I didn’t post his donation link.