(Family advisory: bad words ahead.)

I started reading Lover Mine because…well, because I can’t not read it. Got through the prologue okay, but stumbled over the opening of chapter one. What’s funny is that I think it probably happened in formatting/conversion, but the slang and style is so extreme in the BDB books I just can’t tell for sure.

Another fucking butterfly.

As R.I.P. looked at what was coming through the door of his tart shop, he knew he was going to end up doing another fucking butterfly. Or tat two. shop, he knew he was going to end up doing another fucking

Yup. Given the pair of long, blonde and bubble that was…(cutting it off here)

That’s exactly how it looks on the screen. (Bought from Sony ebookstore/reading on nook.)

Tart shop? I couldn’t figure out why somebody was “doing” butterflies in a bakery.

And that last sentence…wow. Well, technically, I guess it’s not a sentence.

So far the rest hasn’t been too bad—some words with spaces in the middle of them—but I still have to assume that paragraph went bad during the making of the digital book.

I expect some “out there” in this series I’m thoroughly addicted to, but that was one hell of a mind-boggling introduction to the story.