I gave you a lot of money in exchange for a nook. I chose the nook over the Kindle even though Amazon often beats you on book prices. Even though the nook has some known glitches. Even though it doesn’t do everything you advertised it could do. Even though you, for some inexplicable and stupid-as-crap reason, decided not to capitalize the name of your device.
In exchange, do you think you could let me read some mother:censor:ing books?
Today is Tuesday. Tuesday means new books. I’m not sure why you didn’t get the memo—oh wait, because is there NO :censor:ing memo. Everybody who’s ever read a book knows there are new books on Tuesday.
Except, apparently, you.
Here are two books on my list for today:
Bound, Branded & Brazen by Jaci Burton.
Something About You by Julie James.
Oh, those are AMAZON links, by the way. I would have used yours, seeing as how I shoved my money into your nook, but you don’t have those books available digitally yet.
Get off your asses and do your jobs, or I’m going to give Amazon my money.
A disgruntled customer who’s willing to put up with a randomly freezing nook that doesn’t do what it’s advertised to do, but won’t put up with not getting new books on Tuesday.