Shannon Stacey

Hillbilly vasectomy

(Stole this from an ATV forum I belong to.)

After their 11th child, a North Carolina couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

“A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in North Carolina) light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10”

The North Carolinian said to the doctor, “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”

“Trust me,” said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count…






(you’ll love this……)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

10 comments to “Hillbilly vasectomy”

  1. netti
      · March 14th, 2009 at 12:43 pm · Link

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

  2. Karen Templeton
      · March 14th, 2009 at 1:10 pm · Link

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

    (‘Cause I had to do one more than Netti. OMG, that’s…terrible. :roll: Love it.)

  3. Jaci Burton
      · March 14th, 2009 at 3:04 pm · Link

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

    And Charlie says:
    :lmao: too

  4. Lori
      · March 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm · Link


  5. Carolan Ivey
      · March 14th, 2009 at 5:00 pm · Link

    Hey! As a Tarheel, I resemble that remark! (And why didn’t the moe-ron use his toes? His mama must’ve been a Virginian…)

  6. Michelle (MG)
      · March 14th, 2009 at 5:02 pm · Link

    :cheesy: :clap: :lol:

  7. azteclady
      · March 14th, 2009 at 11:38 pm · Link




  8. Ann
      · March 15th, 2009 at 1:38 pm · Link

    :lmao: :lmao: Thanks, I needed that.

  9. Annmarie
      · March 15th, 2009 at 5:38 pm · Link


  10. Jewell
      · March 18th, 2009 at 12:40 pm · Link

    I’m not very good at telling jokes…but hubby LUBBED this

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