HIM: Nothing much going on, so I’m going to stay home and work on the office today.
ME: You’re staying home? But I’m supposed to start sweating with Sven today!
HIM: So? You can exercise while I’m home.
ME: Exercise? Why do you assume it’s exercise? You think I’m fat, don’t you? Why don’t you just call me hey you, fat lady from now on?
HIM: What the hell am I supposed to think sweating with Sven is?
ME: Maybe I have a hot new Scandinavian lover.
HIM: So you’d rather I jump to the conclusion you’re a cheating slut?
ME: Shut up.
HIM: So who is Sven and why are you sweating with him?
ME: *sulking now* It’s a writing thing. I have to write five pages every day.
HIM: Then why are you still bitching at me?
I’m off to a pissah start.