Not feeling the luuurv - Shannon Stacey

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Not feeling the luuurv

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 • 3 Comments

So, Paper Bag Press is looking for submissions:

We are seeking new or established authors for exclusive publication. We want writers who can craft a short story with a strong plot that revolves around sexual experience. The stories are not necessarily romantic â€” the sex is the focus. If the characters are in luuurv, thatâ€™s fine, as long as the sex is hot.

Yes, the bolding is mine.

Here’s the thing—if a bank advertises with the slogan Our accountz…let us show you dem it’ll catch my attention. I’ll notice and be amused.

Will I give them my money?

Umm…no.

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3 comments to “Not feeling the luuurv”

Annmarie
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· September 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 pm · Link

I NOES! Is Redicku…Is Redixsu…Is silly of dem.
Kerry Allen
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· September 5th, 2008 at 11:26 am · Link

I’m submitting a story written entirely in lolspeak. Here’s an excerpt:

An den he gript his ting n hiz hand an sez to her, “Suk my hrblz.”

An den she moned n xtsee an did.
Shannon
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· September 5th, 2008 at 7:23 pm · Link

I just spit coffee all over myself, my keyboard and my monitor.

I’m neither joking nor exaggerating.

I’m going to get a tshirt made for the husband that says “Suk my hrblz”

:lmao: