Shannon Stacey


Not feeling the luuurv

So, Paper Bag Press is looking for submissions:

We are seeking new or established authors for exclusive publication. We want writers who can craft a short story with a strong plot that revolves around sexual experience. The stories are not necessarily romantic — the sex is the focus. If the characters are in luuurv, that’s fine, as long as the sex is hot.

Yes, the bolding is mine.

Here’s the thing—if a bank advertises with the slogan Our accountz…let us show you dem it’ll catch my attention. I’ll notice and be amused.

Will I give them my money?

Umm…no.

3 comments to “Not feeling the luuurv”

  1. Annmarie
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      · September 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 pm · Link

    I NOES! Is Redicku…Is Redixsu…Is silly of dem.



  2. Kerry Allen
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      · September 5th, 2008 at 11:26 am · Link

    I’m submitting a story written entirely in lolspeak. Here’s an excerpt:

    An den he gript his ting n hiz hand an sez to her, “Suk my hrblz.”

    An den she moned n xtsee an did.



  3. Shannon
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      · September 5th, 2008 at 7:23 pm · Link

    I just spit coffee all over myself, my keyboard and my monitor.

    I’m neither joking nor exaggerating.

    I’m going to get a tshirt made for the husband that says “Suk my hrblz”

    :lmao:







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