Not feeling the luuurv
So, Paper Bag Press is looking for submissions:
We are seeking new or established authors for exclusive publication. We want writers who can craft a short story with a strong plot that revolves around sexual experience. The stories are not necessarily romantic — the sex is the focus. If the characters are in luuurv, that’s fine, as long as the sex is hot.
Yes, the bolding is mine.
Here’s the thing—if a bank advertises with the slogan Our accountz…let us show you dem it’ll catch my attention. I’ll notice and be amused.
Will I give them my money?
Umm…no.
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I NOES! Is Redicku…Is Redixsu…Is silly of dem.
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I’m submitting a story written entirely in lolspeak. Here’s an excerpt:
An den he gript his ting n hiz hand an sez to her, “Suk my hrblz.”
An den she moned n xtsee an did.
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I just spit coffee all over myself, my keyboard and my monitor.
I’m neither joking nor exaggerating.
I’m going to get a tshirt made for the husband that says “Suk my hrblz”
:lmao: