Obligatory backstory: The setting is an IM conversation with the usual suspects, during which I tried to type “cowboy” and typed “cowbody”. As we’d also been discussing Angie’s call for submissions for a shifter antho, hilarity ensued. And I, wanting to prolong the procrastination rather than get the filing done, wrote a blurb for the book, which Jaci ordered me to put on my blog.
COWBODY
A Werebovine Tale
When mastitis drives Heidi Heiffer away from the herd, she wanders aimlessly across the range, avoiding the savage werecoyotes. Sam Steer’s always been a lone bull, but when he finds Heidi Heiffer, so weak she can’t even regurgitate her own prairie grass, he can’t leave her behind. In his care, she quickly heals and they embark on a sexual stampede that burns as hot as methane gas.
Disclaimer: This book is purely a figment of my imagination. If it, in a case of crazy random happenstance, resembles a story you’ve written…dude, what the :censor: were you thinking?
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:lmao: still dying over this.
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:gaah: Why didn’t I think of this amazing series idea
??? :bang:

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:lmao: and hilarity ensues?
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I can’t wait until they make it into a movie!!! It could be a cowboy/shapeshifter film. I’m not sure who would star in it!
:cowboy: :vampire: :lmao:
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OMG, And I had to leave to come to work. That sounds SOOOO much more fun than what I had to deal with here.
I love the way your mind thinks.
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But where’s the hamster? :devil: lol.