There are five, so I put them after the jump. Before you click on it, however, I’d like to explain that our campground has a theme this summer—pirates. And this weekend was Round 1 of the treasure hunt. My kids can be weird, but they’re not usually this weird on a daily basis.
When you said to stay out of the wet grass, I though you were talking to the boy. Honest.
But…but…where do you expect me to go?
Answering the question of how nearsighted pirates wore eyepatches.
Aaarrrr, gimme the Doritos, matey.