One of the things that didn’t get mentioned in the “7 Random Things About Me” meme is the fact I talk to other drivers constantly while I drive.
Vertical pedal on the right, moron.
You do not want to hit me today.
What part of merge do you not understand?
The following conversation took place yesterday on the way home from school:
Me: It’s my right of way. Mine! I swear, there should be a Stupid Test to get your driver’s licence.
Short Kid: But then you wouldn’t be able to drive and we’d have to walk everywhere.
Me: Oh, excuuuuuuuuuse me?
Short Kid: ‘Cause you’re not good at math.
Me: Not being good at math doesn’t make you stupid.
Short Kid: It doesn’t make you too smart.