 Buenos Friday, again! As you can see, I have been very busy this week! And— Shan: Wait a minute. Ezmerelda, what the hell are you doing? Ez: I’m making the announcement about my book. Shan: You’re supposed to recap my week and announce my books. Ez: I’m tired of it always being about you. Shan: And, by the way, that is the worst cover I’ve ever seen. Ez: Your graphics program is called Microsoft Paint, chica. I can only do so much. Shan: And the title? Hearts A’Giddy-Uppin’? What the hell is that? Ez: You seem to be forgetting I am your muse. How would you like to spend the next week writing really shitty haiku? Shan: Fine, just get it over with. Anyway. To celebrate the release of our book, Taming Eliza Jane this coming Tuesday, I will be sharing my ever-so-romantic western short story based on one of my personal experiences. Shan: What personal experiences? You’re a Guatemalan worry doll. Ez: I’ll start, shall I?
Shan: ::grinds teeth:: Moving on. Although my book has no back cover, I’ve composed back cover copy to entice you.
Shan: Are you kidding me? Your cover copy’s almost as bad as your cover. Ez: Next haiku’s about the generous abundance of your ass, chica. Shan: Get ON with it. Okay, so come back Monday for part one of Hearts A’Giddy-Uppin’ by Ezmerelda! |
Ezmerelda's Week in Review 6.8
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That doesn’t sound like the book that Samhain reviews coordinator sent me at all…:crazy:
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:villain:
gaze falls on the fiesty little Guatemalan worry doll
:lmao:
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:villain:
Ezmerelda, darling….please talk to your ….typist. I’ve been waiting all day for your story!