Shannon Stacey

Return of the search phrases

I haven’t done this in a while, so here are the search phrases that landed people at last month.

shannon stacey—I was heartened to find this at the top of the list

clit piercings—It’s totally Angie’s fault you ended up here

sanjaya wig—It was only that one party and I was drunk.

72 hours by shannon stacey—It’s here!

hard manhoods—4 out of 5 women prefer them, especially if they’re throbbing, too.

devlingroup—Get your Devlin Group right here!

sissy cunnilingus—I think the word you were looking for instead of sissy was pu…never mind.

cake butt—I’m sorry, you’ve got the wrong place. I have Dorito butt.

ironing board and a tomato—If there’s a story/urban legend/fetish out there involving these two things, I want to hear it.

gelding & masturbation—I’m guessing the former causes a decline in the latter.

combobulated—Sorry, here at Casa Stacey we only know discombobulated.

site twice upon a road trip—You can find it here!

how do you spell the word 15—t w e l v e

give me back forever again—No! I wrote it, so I’m keeping it. You know, unless you want to buy a copy. *g*

shannon stacey on the edge—Right here!

kiss me deadly shannon stacey—I love that people actually came here looking for my books! :boogie: It’s here!

shannon stacey dane—I hope to write Dane’s story this year. I hope. (It would be the sequel to Interstellar Sparks)

masturbating with household—D. C. Y. F.

the great khail—The yummy hero of Kiss Me Deadly!

semen sex cures migraine headaches—Slap your husband upside the head and give him the hand cream and a moist paper towel.

shannon stacey interstellar sparks—The book with the working title of Sparky & the Horny Housewife can be found here! :lol:

cat racing romance novel—Umm…cat racing? Really?

nookie boinking—:rofl:

bengay on my balls stories—You probably won’t find many. They were too busy clutching their mentholated selves and screaming like the girls they wished right then they were.

can you use a contraction at the end of a sentence?—Did somebody say you shouldn’t? That you can’t? Some people wouldn’t.

why can t we see our own faces without a mirror?—:rofl: I’m speechless.

nec conference reno—I’m fairly certain the New England chapter holds their conferences in New England.

7 comments to “Return of the search phrases”

  1. Karen Templeton
      · May 9th, 2007 at 12:26 am · Link


    You gotta wonder…

    I’ve been getting some doozies, too. Keep thinking I should do the list-and-snark thing, too. Would be fun.

    Except nobody can do it like you, baby. :thumb:

  2. Ann
      · May 9th, 2007 at 10:41 am · Link

    okay, that was very funny. :rofl:
    and kind of scary, I’m almost afraid to find out what search terms get people to my site
    except of course most people still find me through links, not search terms.:boogie:

  3. Michelle
      · May 9th, 2007 at 11:47 am · Link

    That was hilarious. I really liked your contractions. :crazy:

    Are you using your stat counter to get those. I tried Google Webmaster tools but either no one is using interesting searches to find me or I’m doing it wrong (:roll: the searches I mean)

  4. May
      · May 9th, 2007 at 12:13 pm · Link

    I can answer the cat racing romance novel one.

    Catherine Coulter wrote some historicals in which the characters took their cats racing–the cat racing wasn’t the focus, but it sure popped up a few times.

  5. Charlene
      · May 9th, 2007 at 2:14 pm · Link

    May beat me to it on the racing kittens. Fun stories.

    You made me go look at my search phrases. Haven’t done that in a while.

  6. Natalie J. Damschroder
      · May 9th, 2007 at 3:50 pm · Link

    Funny, I love these so much I was thinking of them today and went to look at mine.

    They were just as boring as they were last time I looked.

  7. Shannon
      · May 10th, 2007 at 9:10 am · Link

    I thought I’d read all—or at least most—of CC’s historicals and I just don’t remember any cat racing. :rofl: I honestly thought, when I first saw it, that it was a typo for “car” and somebody was looking for the H/S Nascar books.

    And I have awstats through my host, which is where I find these.

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