Mommy and I went to Walmart this morning to get some groceries. She was out of Doritos and that makes her cranky. When we went to the book aisle, Mommy was double-excited. They had Miss Templeton’s book, Pride and Pregnancy, and Mommy’s always excited to get Miss Templeton’s books. Plus they had your Blaze book, Coming Undone. Mommy said it’s extra special ’cause it’s your first one, so she took a picture of me holding it.
Then she was naughty and bought both of them even though we’re only supposed to get one book at a time. But she said she wasn’t leaving the store without either one. I told her that wasn’t fair, so I got two boxes of Spiderman gummies. I hope you like the picture, even though my mom said I was a goob for not taking my hand out of my sleeve.
Shannon’s Short Kid