I haven’t done this in a while, so here are a few of the search phrases bringing visitors to shannonstaceyland in November and December:
reviews for in the spirit by shannon stacey — They’re here!
chicken feet voodoo — :hide:
blowing this popcorn stand — One of my favorite expressions, and one of these days I’m going to look up where it comes from.
talons king of prey by mandy m. roth — HEY! Guess what releases in print today? * That’s right! The Talons anthology which features Mandy’s story, and mine, along with stories by Michelle M. Pillow, Jaycee Clark and Sydney Somers—all featuring shapeshifting birds of prey.
signs not ready for christmas — If you need to look it up, you’re already in trouble
average words page single spaced — Always double-space.
the sheik had ticklish feet — This is my favorite search phrase EVER
erotic xmas cards — Oh, sure. I send those to Gramma and Great Uncle Ernest every year.
surer more sure grammar — Try this: say surer out loud, k?
does santa wrap his gifts? — Of course not. The elves do it.
secrets we keep by mandy m. roth — Try…mandymroth.com, and do it now ’cause it’s an awesome story!
coca-cola blak — As a lover of both coffee and Coke, I can honestly say this is the nastiest crap EVER
i saw mommy giving santa a blowjob — How do you think she got your Ninteno Wii?
words that rhyme with snowmobiling — good luck with that
shrink rhapsodisical — That sounds cool, thought I have no idea wtf you’re talking about.
shannon how big is your engagement ring — 5/8 ct
what date should you put up a christmas tree in england — You’re overthinking it
funny christmas song with turning into my sister — Ah yes, the old standard “All I want for Christmas is Reassignment Surgery”.
jaci shan — Considering how much we both talk, that probably brought up a few results.
astrology marie antoinette — Scorpio, it’s no time to be passing around cake. Practice moderation and beware large, suspended blades.
snowman blowjob ornament — Hey, if you found one, shoot me the link, k?
vampires no more oral sex — Totally hurts when they nibble, huh?
the dance of the chicken feet — :eyebrow: There are some strange people on this planet.
* (I’m posting this late Monday night, so technically tomorrow, I guess. Tuesday, anyway.)
I get the jaci shan one on my website search phrases too. We’re like conjoined twins or something. :lmao:
I’ve missed your search phrases report. Always amusing. :coffee:
One imagines that she will be able to find The Dance of the Chicken Feet on YouTube.
Hmmm… *plots* Maybe if I find it, I can talk Angie into posting it, since I’ve seen commenting there before, Shannon. :nod:
i saw mommy giving santa a blowjob â€” How do you think she got your Ninteno Wii?
That is just sooo wrong :hide:
:rofl: great post, Jaci Shan
this one scares me.
chicken feet voodoo
And the one about Santa? What Angie said.
I’ve gotten some odd hits thru mine, but none of them are quite that weird.
Chicken feet! :lmao:
Not until December, but then in the first or second week.