This post will remain at the top until…oh, Christmas Eve, probably. Check under it for any sign of inane daily ramblings.
So what’s this post for? LIMERICKS!!! Read ’em, write ’em, post ’em. Anything holiday related.
Warning: Anything after the jump may contain bad language, sexual content, overwhelming festivity and/or Grinchiness and possibly the worst rhyming you’ve ever seen in your life. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor.
(Update: I decided to unsticky this one because I have a book releasing, but we can still play)
There once was a stressed out Mom
Whose house looked like test ground for a bomb
Poor Santa will stumble
And bad, bad words mumble
If she can’t restore some domestic calm.