So the short kid passed on his nasty stomach crud. The only thing worse than the flu is being a mommy with the flu. While trying to achieve a comatose state in my cocoon yesterday, I had the following conversations.
Conversation #1:
Short Kid: Have a cracker, Mom.
A Saltine is shoved into my mouth, giving me no choice but to chew.
A half hour later…
Short Kid: Have a cracker, Mom.
Again with the Saltine.
A half hour later…
Short Kid: Have another cracker, Mom.
Me: No cracker. Want. Sleep.
Short Kid: You know the rules. Everytime a new show starts, you have to have a cracker.
Me: Fine.
Short Kid: I’m taking good care of you, Mommy.
Me: softening Yes, you are. You’re such a good boy.
Short Kid: So you won’t be mad I drank all the rest of the ginger ale while you were sleeping?
Conversation #2:
Me: Could you not play Need for Speed while I’m sick?
Tall Kid: I need to unlock the Corvette.
Me: It’s making me car sick.
Tall Kid: You’re going to throw up anyway. It’s the Corvette, Mom.
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:lmao:
What a great doc he is.
:hug: on the personal and family sickies. Get better soon so you can have :coffee: again.
Love you
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This would be funnier if the small people hadn’t given us both the crud for Thanksgiving. :grouch: We’re all getting well now but I was last to come down with it, so…:cry:
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Yup, they love to pass it on. My #2 and #3 children are sick again and what do I feel coming? Yeah another cold and I only just got over the last one that lasted more than a month with an earache to boot. :shrug:
It’s hard to be a sick mommy. I think it’s cute that your short kid wants to take care of you. Hopefully you will get better soon.
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Sorry, but I’m over here DYING laughing at “you’re gonna throw up anyway”
:rofl:
Sorry Shan, and feel better REAL soon!!!