When it comes to the Naughty or Nice list, you’re probably still sitting there, clicking your pencil against your teeth while pondering where to list me. But that’s okay. I’ve been around 34 years, so you’ve caught on to the fact that I might not be the best girl in the world, but I haven’t actually killed anybody yet.
See, if you go here, you’ll see that Angie and Jaci already have one. They’re horribly mean about it. Angie even made the neener neener face at me. (I did call her a bitch, I know, but you know I meant that in a nice way.)
The neener neener face brings back horrible traumatic memories of junior high, and I can feel it eating away at my self-esteem even now. By May, my confidence will be crippled, perhaps even permanently.
If you bring me a Kiss of Midnight ARC, I’ll be a really, really good girl next year, Santa. (Or the next year…I’ll add it to my to-do list, anyway.) Please save me from months of the neener neener face.
Oh, and just to prove I’m a good friend even though they keep :neener: at me, I’ll tell you what my friends secretly want for Christmas. Angie wants desperately to get pregnant with quintuplets. I know that sounds like a lot, but quintuplets would make them a family of eight, which would mean she not only gets 6 kids, but gets to drive a schoolbus van to Walmart. It’s a secret dream of hers. Jaci wants to open her home as a wildlife refuge for wolf spiders. I’m not supposed to tell anybody, so when you put the initial batch in her stocking, don’t tell her I told you, okay?
With lots of cookies and milk (and I think Angie spits in the glass she leaves out for you),
Oh, and PS….Angie would love a bumper sticker that says “I BRAKE FOR MANTITTY!” for her bus-van.