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September search phrases

I have no idea what to blog about today, and I’m on the run, so I thought I’d dredge up some of the phrases plugged into the great internet search box during September. I’m really at a loss as to how they ended up here, but they did.

my heart quietly signs — A pretty phrase, even if it makes no sense

count my words — Count your own words. Better yet, let your computer do it.

delicatessen steampunk — Interesting

bwakai — Now, I knew I’d never used this word, and a search confirmed that. This must have come in with the spam or something. Funny word, though.

talons erotica books — I got your Talons erotic romance RIGHT HERE! You know you want it!

phrases for party return gifts — It doesn’t fit. I already have one. It’s pretty :censor: ugly, don’t you think?

thru word usage instead of through — the only time this is acceptable is if you’re handing me coffee through a window

ghost block glock — Ah…the newly discovered, unpublished paranormal suspense by Dr. Seuss

ass-n-sex — Does it have a drive-thru?

grammar needs cleaned — You don’t say.

And quite possibly my favorite search phrase ever (savor the visual, people)…

she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet

5 comments to “September search phrases”

  1. Jaci Burton
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      · October 13th, 2006 at 9:03 am · Link

    she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet

    :lmao:

    Too bad it wasn’t a chicken

    :lmao:



  2. Natalie J. Damschroder
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      · October 13th, 2006 at 10:00 am · Link

    she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet

    :lmao: :rofl: :lmao:

    I saw an episode of Supernatural last night that had chicken feet hanging around a doorway. I thought of you.:wink:



  3. Charlene
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      · October 13th, 2006 at 10:54 am · Link

    The return of the chicken feet! :rofl::lmao:



  4. mel
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      · October 13th, 2006 at 6:22 pm · Link

    :rofl:
    too funny…. rooster stranglings…and the feet did it, eh? what a hoot!



  5. Tori Lennox
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      · October 14th, 2006 at 10:36 am · Link

    ass-n-sex — Does it have a drive-thru?

    This reminds of this quick shop/gas station that opened around here awhile back called the “Kum and Go”. I kid you not!!! I snicker every time we drive past it. :lmao:







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