I have no idea what to blog about today, and I’m on the run, so I thought I’d dredge up some of the phrases plugged into the great internet search box during September. I’m really at a loss as to how they ended up here, but they did.

my heart quietly signs — A pretty phrase, even if it makes no sense

count my words — Count your own words. Better yet, let your computer do it.

delicatessen steampunk — Interesting

bwakai — Now, I knew I’d never used this word, and a search confirmed that. This must have come in with the spam or something. Funny word, though.

talons erotica books — I got your Talons erotic romance RIGHT HERE! You know you want it!

phrases for party return gifts — It doesn’t fit. I already have one. It’s pretty :censor: ugly, don’t you think?

thru word usage instead of through — the only time this is acceptable is if you’re handing me coffee through a window

ghost block glock — Ah…the newly discovered, unpublished paranormal suspense by Dr. Seuss

ass-n-sex — Does it have a drive-thru?

grammar needs cleaned — You don’t say.

And quite possibly my favorite search phrase ever (savor the visual, people)…

she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet