I have no idea what to blog about today, and I’m on the run, so I thought I’d dredge up some of the phrases plugged into the great internet search box during September. I’m really at a loss as to how they ended up here, but they did.
my heart quietly signs — A pretty phrase, even if it makes no sense
count my words — Count your own words. Better yet, let your computer do it.
delicatessen steampunk — Interesting
bwakai — Now, I knew I’d never used this word, and a search confirmed that. This must have come in with the spam or something. Funny word, though.
talons erotica books — I got your Talons erotic romance RIGHT HERE! You know you want it!
phrases for party return gifts — It doesn’t fit. I already have one. It’s pretty :censor: ugly, don’t you think?
thru word usage instead of through — the only time this is acceptable is if you’re handing me coffee through a window
ghost block glock — Ah…the newly discovered, unpublished paranormal suspense by Dr. Seuss
ass-n-sex — Does it have a drive-thru?
grammar needs cleaned — You don’t say.
And quite possibly my favorite search phrase ever (savor the visual, people)…
she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet
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she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet
:lmao:
Too bad it wasn’t a chicken
:lmao:
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she kills a rooster by strangling its neck by her feet
:lmao: :rofl: :lmao:
I saw an episode of Supernatural last night that had chicken feet hanging around a doorway. I thought of you.:wink:
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The return of the chicken feet! :rofl::lmao:
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:rofl:
too funny…. rooster stranglings…and the feet did it, eh? what a hoot!
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ass-n-sex — Does it have a drive-thru?
This reminds of this quick shop/gas station that opened around here awhile back called the “Kum and Go”. I kid you not!!! I snicker every time we drive past it. :lmao: