…the hero (and leading ghost) of In the Spirit:
Zach: The sex scenes are too short.
Shan: I’m not going to give a blow by blow, so to speak, of every grunt and thrust.
Zach: You’re making me look like a two-minute wonder, here.
Shan: You’re a dead guy in love with a not-dead woman, and you’re worried about how your staying power looks?
Zach: Like you said, I’m dead. I’ve gotta have something to offer her.
Shan: It’s a short story, Zach. There’s only so much space.
Zach: Couldn’t you cut out the parts where we like…talk and shit?
Shan: You mean the character development and the romantic arc?
Zach: Yeah, that stuff.
Shan: No. Now be good and say your lines or you’ll not only be a dead guy, but a dead guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Zach: I should have gone into the light.
That was funny! Interesting story, too. When does it come out?
gmfao…. love the last line.
:lmao: How soon does this release? :whip:
This is why we love you no matter which genre you chose to write.
Poor, Poor, Zach….
Dec 19th. :cheesy: I’ll be updating all that stuff soon.
:lmao: OH MY GOD, that was hilarious!!!! :rofl:
“I should have gone into the light” :noevil:
“This is why we love you no matter which genre you chose to write.”