Shannon Stacey

A Week of Bad Boys, Good Spies, Unforgettable Lovers

Welcome SG-5 fans!

The objective: Retrieval of 3 copies of THE SAMMS AGENDA as transcribed by Alison Kent (Click on that link if you’re lost *g*)

Your mission, should you choose to accept:

Terrorists have taken control of a northern New Hampshire campground, using the extensive network of ATV trails to transport toxic chemicals out of Canada by way of 4-wheelers. You must choose the best operative to infiltrate and disband the terrorist group while causing minimum casualties among civilian campers and riders. Your choices are:

Bruce Willis, codename: John McClane. Previous missions include Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard: With a Vengeance, and currently on assignment doing pre-mission planning for Die Hard 4.

Mel Gibson, codename: Martin Riggs. Previous missions include Lethal Weapon, Lethal Weapon 2, Lethal Weapon 3, and Lethal Weapon 4.

Steven Seagal, codename: Casey Ryback. Previous missions include Under Siege and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.

Use the comments to submit your choice of operative for this mission and why you think he’s the best man for the job. (If you are unfamiliar with their previous missions, you can just tell me which is the best looking *g*)

Good luck, SG-5 fans. May the Force be with you. Yippee-kay-ay!

31 comments to “A Week of Bad Boys, Good Spies, Unforgettable Lovers”

  1. Crystal B.
      · July 26th, 2006 at 9:31 am · Link

    I think Steven Seagal as Casey Ryback would be the best man for the job. He is a skilled operative who can infilitrate the group because he is calm, decisive and can find out information without others knowing what he is doing.

  2. Mel
      · July 26th, 2006 at 9:48 am · Link

    I’ll take Mel Gibson, cuz I’m fondly remembering how hot he looked with long hair in LW1…..and he tends to get crazy–do anything crazy, and it just might take someone willing to push the limits to achieve the mission.

    (What’s the mission again?) :rofl:
    *scrolls up* minimum casualties? can I ignore that line? Mel is my final answer. :thumb:

  3. Sanjay
      · July 26th, 2006 at 10:12 am · Link

    Bruce Willis for sure! Why – he’s damn sexy, competent and looks good even covered in blood and gore.

  4. Cynthia
      · July 26th, 2006 at 10:41 am · Link

    Oh Bruce Willis without a doubt. I mean anyone who can outsmart terrorists barefoot and still keep a sense of humor is the man I’ll turn to every time. Of course that sexy smile helps too.

  5. pearl
      · July 26th, 2006 at 2:59 pm · Link

    Bruce willis for sure. Better equipped

  6. ellie
      · July 26th, 2006 at 2:59 pm · Link

    Definitely Bruce Willis without a doubt

  7. joelle
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:00 pm · Link

    Mel for sure

  8. sharon
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:01 pm · Link

    Bruce willis is the only option

  9. Minna
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:21 pm · Link

    Mel, definitely.

  10. Rachael
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:35 pm · Link

    I pick Bruce Willis! He is so damn sexy. Perfect man for the job!

  11. Linda
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:40 pm · Link

    I pick Steven Siegal. He be kicking some butts :rofl: in his movies. I love all his movies that I have seen. Plus I think he is sexy for his age :wink:

    Just wanted to say thanxs to Alison for the mission this wk :rofl:


  12. Nienke
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:42 pm · Link

    Totally Bruce Willis. I love him as an actor so he can pull this mission off. Plus, I live in Canada, so he can drop by during the mission for a little :nookie:
    Mel Gibson lost me when he lost his auzzie accent and Steven Seagal just needs to lose some weight.

  13. Evanne
      · July 26th, 2006 at 3:44 pm · Link

    :love:Steven Segal – I’ve totally memorized Underseige – strong silent and dangerous!

  14. AngieW
      · July 26th, 2006 at 5:23 pm · Link

    I’m not choosing and you can’t make meeeee. I want…I mean I NEED them all. To do the job properly, of course. :devil:

    ps, I have all the books, Alison, so you can keep me out of the drawing :)

  15. Marie
      · July 26th, 2006 at 7:15 pm · Link

    Bruce Willis. Sexy, smart and funny – perfect :nod:

  16. Kathleen
      · July 26th, 2006 at 7:19 pm · Link

    Bruce!!! Wow, it is either I am making this contest too hard or I am really bad at solving the clues for Alison’s contest!! It took me a while to find this blog..LOL!!

  17. May
      · July 26th, 2006 at 7:49 pm · Link

    Uh, eeny meeny miney mo! Bruce!

    Clearly, I don’t watch many movies.

  18. Laurie G
      · July 26th, 2006 at 8:40 pm · Link

    :penguin: Love your site! I came over for Alison’s contest and I am really enjoying your site. I choose Mel because he’s so versatile, virile and gorgeous!! Absolutely adored him in the movie “Braveheart”.

  19. Maureen
      · July 26th, 2006 at 8:43 pm · Link

    I would pick Mel Gibson because he can do anything in any time period, any country.

  20. Jennifer Y.
      · July 26th, 2006 at 11:36 pm · Link

    Came here from Alison’s blog to enter the contest! This is fun!

    I would definitely choose Mel! He is the best looking to me and I love his movies!

  21. Jenna
      · July 27th, 2006 at 1:07 am · Link

    :type: great emoticons! :coffee:
    Bruce Willis, as John McClane. Segal is better on water, Mel..he he…better other places (he has a half dozen kids, right?)

  22. Mahaira
      · July 27th, 2006 at 7:17 am · Link

    Give me Bruce Willis anytime, Shannon. :cheer: He kicks ass like none other! I have been with him on all his missions (:love: on the other side of the screen, of course).

  23. April Dauenhauer
      · July 27th, 2006 at 10:54 am · Link

    Mel, because he has the kissiest face. Besides, I so loved him in “What Women Want”.

  24. Cherie Japp
      · July 27th, 2006 at 11:09 am · Link

    Bruce Willis anytime for me too. His role as John Mcclane is my favorite but his other movies have been so good too.

  25. Susan
      · July 27th, 2006 at 11:10 am · Link

    I came over here from Alison’s blog.

    I’ll take Mel Gibson, I love his humor.:devil:

  26. Karen W.
      · July 27th, 2006 at 2:00 pm · Link

    I would have to pick Mel… Heck, just because he looks good & I like the “Lethal Weapon” movies. :love:

  27. Amy S.
      · July 28th, 2006 at 9:04 am · Link

    Bruce Willis:thumb:

  28. Anna Lucia
      · July 28th, 2006 at 10:53 am · Link

    Casey, definitely. There’s something deliciously chilling about someone who Just. Gets. On. With. It.

    (Note that I’m differentiating between CR and SS. Because SS made the mistake of taking himself too seriously. And then getting fat. Although the current Orange Wednesdays advert does much to undo the former, it only reinforces the latter).

    Though WHY can’t we just have all three? Because if it was looks and fun, it would be Riggs, if it was style and grit it would be McClane….

    But Casey’s definitely best man for the job…

  29. Shawna
      · July 30th, 2006 at 4:59 pm · Link

    Bruce Willis, though the others are a close second.

  30. Sherry
      · July 31st, 2006 at 8:47 am · Link

    Oh man choices, choices…….

    I pick, I pick, MEL!:thumb:

  31. Alison Kent
      · August 1st, 2006 at 10:06 am · Link

    The winners are Susan, Sherry, and Evanne! (Shannon, can you give me Susan’s contact info from the WP comments if you have it?)

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