—I have never had such amazing sex that I could orgasm while tearing the stitches in my gunshot wound.
—My reaction to finding out an undead guy not only exists but wants in my pants would probably not be helping him with my zipper.
—Eventually I would tell my mother to mind her own :censor: business.
—If faced with a burglar/stalker/rapist/murderer/serial killer, I would call the police, not my high school sweetheart.
I’ve picked up and put down about 20 different romances in the last two weeks. It’s time to get me some John Sandford, Lee Child and Jeffrey Deaver. :nod: