guy what slapped other guy yesterday — I’ll take “Stumping Google” for a hundred, Alex.
gelding my first male slave — *hides eyes* You’re scaring me.
blog word count — There’s no limit. Honest. Only your readers’ attention spans.
historical inaccuracies in braveheart — I lied. There’s not enough space on my blog to list them all.
accidental show off pubic hairs — pretty damn hard to accidentally show off, aren’t they?
lying around laying around — Boy, did you come to the wrong place to find that out.
i hate my perm — Umm…sorry?
word s to say to get a girl horny — “Hi, I’m Aidan Quinn.”
writing romantic comedy — The best book for writing comedy, regardless of format or genre is The Comic Toolbox: How to Be Funny Even If You’re Not by John Vorhaus.
ugly baby what to say — “Awwww, he looks just like you!”
masturbating on a plunger — What? I need a new blog banner: “No Sick :censor: Allowed”.
superstitions rocking a rocking chair with your hand — It invites the spirits to stay a while.
sex pov cop — Okay, I know some of us writers have a POV problem, even during sex scenes, but cops? That’s a bit much.
erotic camping — Umm…no. Deep Woods Off might inflame certain sensitive parts. And it tastes like crap, too.