Link poached from PBW, who poached it from somebody else…

Your past life diagnosis:

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

Darn. At some point in my lives I’d like to write my name in the snow.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Northern England around the year 825.

A little heavy on the blue makeup, was I?

Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..

Ah, and a phobia-source is unearthed.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.

I bet I had the best hat.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

So if y’all need me, I’m going to go and try to meditate the hole in the ozone closed.

Do you remember now?

It’s all coming back to me…