These are a wee bit late, and as for funny ones it was fairly slim pickins as I’m getting more people stopping by who were actually looking for me or my books. But there were still a few that amused me:

female masturebation message boards — I’m all for women not hiding their sexuality in the closet, but there are message boards?

characterisation of the long and the short and the tall — the short is shorter than the tall, which is taller than the short, and the long is like the tall only horizontal.

review of aaron neville superbowl sunday performance — It sucked

how do you give food poisoning to another person? — Let them rummage for a snack in the back of my fridge

how to get the smell of bengay out of clothing — Ummm, launder them?

fried eggs with poop — :eyebrow: I…just don’t know

how does harlequin do their word count — depends on which editor you ask on which day of the week

linens turn yellow — Don’t drink liquids after 6pm

female wookie mating habits — I’m guessing there’s little or no wax-play