Shannon Stacey

January search phrases

People searching for page count and word count and the differences and news on the rumored H/S switch almost outnumbered the freaks turned on by kids’ shows last month. Almost. But here are a few phrases which, when plugged into a search engine, brought some poor unsuspecting souls to

shannon long toenails — 5 times! You should know that touching my feet will result in a broken…something.

gena taylor — The heroine of Forever Again, and you can see what I think she looks like here

05 ego — Probably a little healthier than my 04 ego

swimmer in the secret sea — Wait, I know this one! Sperm, right?

i hate the steelers — Welcome home

johnny damon voodoo dolls — I’d love to help you, but I set all mine on fire

tstl — I’m so flattered this brought you here

how to leave masturebation? — Take your hands out of your pants and unlock the bathroom door

stacey shannon – forever again — That’s me! :woot:

who was the first person to say it s not over tell the fat lady sings — Well, some people think it originated with opera crap, and maybe it did, but Yogi Berra made it famous.

how much does harlequin pay? — :eyebrow:

harry kissed ginny — And the world giggled

past life regression jackson ms — Do you live in Jackson, or do you hope you lived in Jackson in a past life, or do you want to regress to a past life because you live in Jackson?

rooster astrology 2006 — You will incur many enemies with your predawn crowing. Beware the man in the straw hat.

skip to the loo — I prefer to walk. If I skip I may trip and pee my pants

storyboard empty — Writer’s Block Block

briana st. james — Hey, I know her. :grin:

egberth of wessex — Huh.

superstition rocking empty rocking chair — Don’t ever do it while I’m in the room or I will scream like a girl, beat you with my shoe, then run away

kiss me psssy — A visit from an illiterate Irishwoman, I guess

orlando bloom snores — Does he? I must have been distracted last time he slept over.

dunkindonuts contest a scam? — there was a contest? Did I miss winning coffee? :cry:

recent trouble swallowing — Has he eaten cauliflower lately? Cause that’ll do it.

how to tickle spread eagled feet — Enough with the funky visuals, thanks.

joy of pessimism — My family’s memoirs

the ugliest car in the wookie — Chewbacca, what are you hiding up there?

is it illegal to sell ebooks — it is unless you’re a retailer. You can’t sell “used” ebooks. And you can’t trade them either.

why do they sell chicken feet — to keep Shan up at night

And my favorite…

hero breastfeed heroine — I’ll let y’all form your own visuals for that one.

6 comments to “January search phrases”

  1. Jaci Burton
      · February 3rd, 2006 at 2:31 pm · Link


    can’t. breathe.

  2. AngieW
      · February 3rd, 2006 at 5:24 pm · Link


    My favorite part of the month. You funny, girl ;)

  3. Mad
      · February 4th, 2006 at 12:19 am · Link

    :cheer: Too funny! Love it. :)

  4. Gabriele
      · February 5th, 2006 at 2:20 pm · Link

    Shannon, I think Egberth of Wessex is my fault. I vaguely remember to have mentioned him in a comment, since he’s one of my future novel plotbunnies.

  5. Shannon
      · February 5th, 2006 at 2:29 pm · Link

    I suspected Egberth might belong to, Gabriele. Just a feeling. :wink:

  6. Gabriele
      · February 5th, 2006 at 3:15 pm · Link

    Quite an interesting fellow, actually. Enough is known ab out him to base a plot upon, but not so much that it’s restricting creativity. Egberth was ousted by a rival after his father’s death, spend a number of years in exile at the court of Charlemagne and later went back, regained his kingdom, conquered some other petty kingdoms too, and became Bretanwealda, ruler of Britain. And then he found the Danes at his door. :shock:

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