People searching for page count and word count and the differences and news on the rumored H/S switch almost outnumbered the freaks turned on by kids’ shows last month. Almost. But here are a few phrases which, when plugged into a search engine, brought some poor unsuspecting souls to shannonstacey.com:
shannon long toenails — 5 times! You should know that touching my feet will result in a broken…something.
05 ego — Probably a little healthier than my 04 ego
swimmer in the secret sea — Wait, I know this one! Sperm, right?
i hate the steelers — Welcome home
johnny damon voodoo dolls — I’d love to help you, but I set all mine on fire
tstl — I’m so flattered this brought you here
how to leave masturebation? — Take your hands out of your pants and unlock the bathroom door
stacey shannon – forever again — That’s me! :woot:
who was the first person to say it s not over tell the fat lady sings — Well, some people think it originated with opera crap, and maybe it did, but Yogi Berra made it famous.
how much does harlequin pay? — :eyebrow:
harry kissed ginny — And the world giggled
past life regression jackson ms — Do you live in Jackson, or do you hope you lived in Jackson in a past life, or do you want to regress to a past life because you live in Jackson?
rooster astrology 2006 — You will incur many enemies with your predawn crowing. Beware the man in the straw hat.
skip to the loo — I prefer to walk. If I skip I may trip and pee my pants
storyboard empty — Writer’s Block Block
briana st. james — Hey, I know her.
egberth of wessex — Huh.
superstition rocking empty rocking chair — Don’t ever do it while I’m in the room or I will scream like a girl, beat you with my shoe, then run away
kiss me psssy — A visit from an illiterate Irishwoman, I guess
orlando bloom snores — Does he? I must have been distracted last time he slept over.
dunkindonuts contest a scam? — there was a contest? Did I miss winning coffee?
recent trouble swallowing — Has he eaten cauliflower lately? Cause that’ll do it.
how to tickle spread eagled feet — Enough with the funky visuals, thanks.
joy of pessimism — My family’s memoirs
the ugliest car in the wookie — Chewbacca, what are you hiding up there?
is it illegal to sell ebooks — it is unless you’re a retailer. You can’t sell “used” ebooks. And you can’t trade them either.
why do they sell chicken feet — to keep Shan up at night
And my favorite…
hero breastfeed heroine — I’ll let y’all form your own visuals for that one.