From Astrology for Writers, Editors and Filmmakers :

Virgo: This month is the perfect time to effect any sort of partnership agreement. You’ll be negotiating and completing the all – important task of who gets what money and who does which duty for it. Execute before Mar. 1.

I was hoping for something a little more…upbeat. I got seriously ticked off about something last night, but succumbed to the old “sleep on it” thing. So I went to bed seriously ticked off, didn’t sleep worth a crap, and woke up seriously ticked off, cranky as hell, and with a stiff neck and a headache. Yeah, so much better.

So maybe a non-writing specific horoscope?

On the 2nd and 3rd, don’t get your tail feathers in a bunch if a colleague struts their stuff like they’re the king of the peacocks, and leaves you feeling like a sitting duck. If you’re the one who orchestrated the project your coworker is taking credit for, the powers that be will get wind of it (maybe by carrier pigeon?) sooner or later. On the 8th, 9th and 10th, make like a cockatiel and beautify your nest. Go ahead and put up some fancy streamers and shiny tinfoil (or the real-house equivalent), and all your friends will want to drop in for a visit. You are flying about as high as the earthly atmosphere will permit on the 15th — and you feel great! On the 21st, 22nd and 23rd, take as much time as you need on a project. You’ll be glad you did later, when its success is a real feather in your cap. On the 27th, don’t forget that we all whistle our own tune, and we rarely have the same rhythm as our neighbor.

Blech. Virgos get the most boring horoscopes.

Oh well. At least I have plenty of spam to keep me company. It’s been horrible lately. (I need to see if it got drastically more horrible about the time I opened that myspace acct. Hmm….) But I had to turn the referrer spam measures off. It kept randomly blacklisting clicks through from places I’d whitelisted. Most recently, it blocked clicks from Millennium Promotion and Samhain Publishing. You can see why that would be a bad thing.

I’m waiting for the horoscope that says “Virgo: Everybody and everything is going to do exactly what you want this month.”