Shannon Stacey

Ole Man Tate?

:lmao: I just ran my blurbs through the Redneck dialect machine, and here are the results. It’s definitely incentive to get the blurb for 72 Hours done, because that one should be really good.


A Erotic Romannic Comedy

Available now fum Ello’a’s Cave

When th’ gwine gits tough, Jill Delaney gits gwine…in t’other direckshun.

This hyar time t’other direckshun has Jill hitchin’ a ride wif th’ Senio’ Center’s Sprin’ Flin’ tour t’Orlan’o. Screwed outta promoshun, she’s ready fo’ some fun in th’ sun befo’e it’s time t’balance her checkbook agin.

Ole Man Tate Cooper jest be hankerin’ t’git his Mammy settled into her noo job so kin pick up th’ pieces of his own life. But fust, Mom’s got a li’l vacashun planned, cuss it all t’ tarnation. Now he has t’survive a trip wif a busload of retirees an’ one sexy but infuriatin’ blonde, then he’s home free.

But when they find themselves stran’ed an’ alone, Jill an’ Ole Man Tate is faced wif makin’ their own way south. Fightin’ desuhe an’ etch other along th’ way, they give in an’ indulge in a li’l vacashun sex–which doesn’t mean they hafta fall in love. Af’er all, Jill’s not ready t’be domesticated, an’ Ole Man Tate’s cornvinced she’s not his type.

They nevah sar th’ han’cuffs a-comin’.

And in Cockney:


A traditional romance

Available January 3, 2006 from Samhain Publishin’

Fifteen years ago, Gena Taylor and Travis Ryan were forced into a marriage neever wanted, the bleedin’ price they paid after one night of passion. But wot ‘e believed ter be a lie forced Travis ter walk out of ‘er life shortly thereafter, right, crushin’ Gena’s dreams of an ‘appily ever after wiv the only man she’d ever luvd.

Fifteen years later, Travis and Gena meet again. Only now, right, she owns the inn ‘e’s considerin’ for ‘is weddin’ – ter anuvver tart. And this time, she’s guardin’ ‘er ‘eart carefully, do wot guvnor! She’s not gonna allow ‘im ter hurt ‘er – or their daughter.

Despite their resolve ter keep fings impersonal, the past comes rushin’ hammer and tack and feelings they boff fought long dead rise from the ashes. But there are uvver lives at stake now, includin’ that of the child Travis once fought were a lie.

9 comments to “Ole Man Tate?”

  1. Alyssa
      · December 10th, 2005 at 7:58 pm · Link

    Ha ha! I like the Cockney one about him getting married “ter anuvver tart.” :nod:

  2. AngieW
      · December 10th, 2005 at 8:29 pm · Link

    lmao- I had just highlighted that, Alyssa, to paste here. I think that’s hysterical!

  3. Charlene
      · December 11th, 2005 at 1:18 pm · Link

    Isn’t it a fun toy? :lmao:

    Done with that blurb yet? :whip:

  4. Anna Lucia
      · December 12th, 2005 at 12:21 pm · Link


  5. Gabriele
      · December 12th, 2005 at 5:48 pm · Link

    Lol, the Cockney one I could follow, but the Rednecks lost me. Is that still English? :lmao:

  6. Sunny Lyn
      · December 12th, 2005 at 7:20 pm · Link

    :lmao: OMG – toooo funny!!! I speak fluent redneck and liked the cockney better – go figure. Probably a case of opposites attracting – lol.

  7. Anna Lucia
      · December 13th, 2005 at 6:29 am · Link

    Here’s Roadtrip in Cumbrian Dialect:-

    “When the gan gets tough, Jill Delaney gets gan…in the other direction, like eh.

    This time the other direction has Jill ‘itchin’ a ride wid the Senior Center’s Sprin’ Fling tour ter Orlando. Screwed ou’ ov a promotion, she’s ready fur some fun in the sun before it’s time ter balance her checkbook again, like eh.

    Ethan Cooper jus’ wants ter ge’ ‘is ol’ lass settled inter her new job see can pick up the pieces ov ‘is own life, like eh. Bu’ first, Mom’s go’ a larl vacation planned, like eh. Noo ‘e has ter survive a trip wid a busload ov retirees an’ yan sexy bu’ infuriatin’ blonde, then ‘e’s yam free, like eh.

    Bu’ when they find themsells stranded an’ alone, Jill an’ Ethan ist faced wid mekkin’ thur own way south. Paggerin desire an’ each other along the way, they give in an’ indulge in a larl vacation sex–which doesn’t mean they ‘ave ter cowp in love, like eh. After all, Jill’s no’ ready ter be domesticated, an’ Ethan’s convinced she’s no’ ‘is type, like eh.

    They nivver saw the ‘andcuffs comin'”


  8. Shannon
      · December 13th, 2005 at 10:38 am · Link


    I LOVE it!

    Yam free? :rofl: We don’t need no steenkin sweet potatoes.

  9. Anna Lucia
      · December 13th, 2005 at 11:28 am · Link


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