From Astrology for Writers, Editors and Filmakers (emphasis mine):
virgo: you are the consummate specialist. you distinguish yourself in a category, and shine forevermore. the cost is that you sacrifice interacting with some segments of the writing field who could do you some real good. Try and be a friend to someone who is nothing like you this holiday season.
MWF seeks confident, agented, bestselling author; must believe body is temple not to be defiled with caffeine and nacho-cheesey chips; sane well-adjusted children a must; must be prolific and disciplined and have a strong aversion to commas and em dashes; being nicknamed Miss Mary Sunshine a plus; should enjoy shopping, shoes and be able to apply mascara without poking the wand into eyeball; for friendship and possible career advancement (mine not yours).
Hey. I can do the shoes thing. Close enough? :cheesy:
If you find her, can you see if she has a friend for a fellow Virgo?
You know, most horroscopes for my sign are VAGUELY like me and relevant, but this one is always ALWAYS talking about someone else’s life….
I so don’t qualify! But I love my horoscope:
Your “significant writing others” cooperative this month and next. If you need a deadline extension, a re-edit, or some marketing help, this is a good time to scout it up. Between parties.
Well let’s see I”m confident and agented. Bestseller? In my hopeful dreams honey.
*stares at cigarettes and M&Ms on desk*. You can forget the ‘body is a temple* part.
Sane, well adjusted children? Puleez. You’ve heard my stories :blah:
Prolific? At times. Discplined? :lmao:
I can whip those commas and em dashes out of existence for ya babe. :whip:
Mary Sunshine? *snort* We belong to the same bitch club so you already know the answer to that one. :devil:
Shopping, shoes and mascara? Can do :cheer:
I’d say I can do about half of it, darlin. Do I qualify? :woot:
I do think, if I managed to find a friend that fit that description, that it wouldn’t be long before I’d wanna kick her ass anyway.
I’m very happy with the friends I have. :kiss:
:wtf: Shan is trying to replace us? :cursin: Better :hide: Shan.