From Astrology for Writers, Editors and Filmakers (emphasis mine):
virgo: you are the consummate specialist. you distinguish yourself in a category, and shine forevermore. the cost is that you sacrifice interacting with some segments of the writing field who could do you some real good. Try and be a friend to someone who is nothing like you this holiday season.
MWF seeks confident, agented, bestselling author; must believe body is temple not to be defiled with caffeine and nacho-cheesey chips; sane well-adjusted children a must; must be prolific and disciplined and have a strong aversion to commas and em dashes; being nicknamed Miss Mary Sunshine a plus; should enjoy shopping, shoes and be able to apply mascara without poking the wand into eyeball; for friendship and possible career advancement (mine not yours).