Shannon Stacey


Horoscope for December

From Astrology for Writers, Editors and Filmakers (emphasis mine):

virgo: you are the consummate specialist. you distinguish yourself in a category, and shine forevermore. the cost is that you sacrifice interacting with some segments of the writing field who could do you some real good. Try and be a friend to someone who is nothing like you this holiday season.

:eyebrow:

MWF seeks confident, agented, bestselling author; must believe body is temple not to be defiled with caffeine and nacho-cheesey chips; sane well-adjusted children a must; must be prolific and disciplined and have a strong aversion to commas and em dashes; being nicknamed Miss Mary Sunshine a plus; should enjoy shopping, shoes and be able to apply mascara without poking the wand into eyeball; for friendship and possible career advancement (mine not yours).

7 comments to “Horoscope for December”

  1. Karen Templeton
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      · December 1st, 2005 at 11:08 am · Link

    Hey. I can do the shoes thing. Close enough? :cheesy:



  2. Emma S
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      · December 1st, 2005 at 12:00 pm · Link

    If you find her, can you see if she has a friend for a fellow Virgo?



  3. Anna Lucia
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      · December 1st, 2005 at 12:49 pm · Link

    You know, most horroscopes for my sign are VAGUELY like me and relevant, but this one is always ALWAYS talking about someone else’s life…. :roll:



  4. Charlene
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      · December 1st, 2005 at 4:30 pm · Link

    I so don’t qualify! But I love my horoscope:
    Your “significant writing others” cooperative this month and next. If you need a deadline extension, a re-edit, or some marketing help, this is a good time to scout it up. Between parties.



  5. Jaci Burton
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      · December 1st, 2005 at 7:08 pm · Link

    Well let’s see I”m confident and agented. Bestseller? In my hopeful dreams honey.

    *stares at cigarettes and M&Ms on desk*. You can forget the ‘body is a temple* part.

    Sane, well adjusted children? Puleez. You’ve heard my stories :blah:

    Prolific? At times. Discplined? :lmao:

    I can whip those commas and em dashes out of existence for ya babe. :whip:

    Mary Sunshine? *snort* We belong to the same bitch club so you already know the answer to that one. :devil:

    Shopping, shoes and mascara? Can do :cheer:

    I’d say I can do about half of it, darlin. Do I qualify? :woot:



  6. Shannon
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      · December 2nd, 2005 at 12:54 am · Link

    I do think, if I managed to find a friend that fit that description, that it wouldn’t be long before I’d wanna kick her ass anyway.

    I’m very happy with the friends I have. :kiss:



  7. AngieW
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      · December 2nd, 2005 at 7:53 am · Link

    :wtf: Shan is trying to replace us? :cursin: Better :hide: Shan.







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