There are indepth romance writing reference books for every occasion. You can get a how-to on making sure your hero refuses the first time the call to adventure is issued. Want to map out every detail of your heroine’s life from birth to cute meet? There’s a book for that. Even if you’re a Dummy, you can write a romance. There’s even a reference book offering cliched phrases to plug into your manuscript at will.
But every year, a new definitive romance reference book is published, and I just got mine. At the grocery store.
People’s Sexiest Man Alive issue. It’s out, and it’s mine.
Run! Get a copy! After all, you don’t want your hero starring in the Fox network special, “When Ugly Heroes Attack”, now do you?