My awstats was down for the first half of September, and yet I still managed to get an idea of what brought visitors here:
urnine stains—try Urnine-Owt
enjoy my weekend sex slave—Ummm…he didn’t arrive; resend
blog bad boyfriends—flog, not blog
masturebation i guess—at least you’re enthusiastic
pictures that tell very well about masturebation—it’s called porn, dude
penis masturebation—4 out 5 men prefer it
time mismanagement—spending more time reading about it than doing it
writer vs. storyteller—I’m a writer, the husband is a storyteller
i ll still respect you in the morning—Wait, I’m done yet
what to do with masturebation—-spell it correctly?
naughty pictures of shannon—fuggedaboudit
how not to be a third pary in a couple—get your own damn date
can you be allergic to earwigs—ACK! Only bug I have nightmares about. Damn you, Khan!
how male masturebation—this guy’s gotta be sick of my site by now
what is masturebation show me by picture—how sad is it when you can’t masturbate OR spell?
make your own refills for swiffer carpet flick?—if you’re that ambitious just drag out the damn vacuum. You’re defeating the purpose.
build masturebation machine—curl your fingers, dumbass
masturebation safety—don’t use a homemade machine
anatomy of a dirty word—four letters, starts with F
unbelievable shit—and you ended up here? How odd. *snort*
i only cry when ugly people hold me—your infancy must have nearly destroyed you
my nemesis is writing—So…is your enemy writing a book or is your writing kicking your ass?
I now have almost has many people looking for male self-love on my site as I do annoying children’s shows.