Shannon Stacey

September EOM search phrases

My awstats was down for the first half of September, and yet I still managed to get an idea of what brought visitors here:

urnine stains—try Urnine-Owt

enjoy my weekend sex slave—Ummm…he didn’t arrive; resend

blog bad boyfriends—flog, not blog

masturebation i guess—at least you’re enthusiastic

pictures that tell very well about masturebation—it’s called porn, dude

penis masturebation—4 out 5 men prefer it

time mismanagement—spending more time reading about it than doing it

writer vs. storyteller—I’m a writer, the husband is a storyteller

i ll still respect you in the morning—Wait, I’m done yet

what to do with masturebation—-spell it correctly?

naughty pictures of shannon—fuggedaboudit

how not to be a third pary in a couple—get your own damn date

can you be allergic to earwigs—ACK! Only bug I have nightmares about. Damn you, Khan!

how male masturebation—this guy’s gotta be sick of my site by now

what is masturebation show me by picture—how sad is it when you can’t masturbate OR spell?—’t.sorry.Yoda.

make your own refills for swiffer carpet flick?—if you’re that ambitious just drag out the damn vacuum. You’re defeating the purpose.

build masturebation machine—curl your fingers, dumbass

masturebation safety
—don’t use a homemade machine

anatomy of a dirty word—four letters, starts with F

unbelievable shit—and you ended up here? How odd. *snort*

i only cry when ugly people hold me—your infancy must have nearly destroyed you

my nemesis is writing—So…is your enemy writing a book or is your writing kicking your ass?

I now have almost has many people looking for male self-love on my site as I do annoying children’s shows.

9 comments to “September EOM search phrases”

  1. AngieW
      · October 1st, 2005 at 11:35 am · Link

    I just want to take a moment and enjoy the fact that you had to have spelled masturbation wrong at some point to get those hits. Are you sure YOU weren’t the one doing the Googling? :rofl:


  2. Mel
      · October 1st, 2005 at 11:50 am · Link


    Angie, blame the penguin.

    I love these, Shan. Look forward to them every month. :)

  3. Alyssa
      · October 1st, 2005 at 1:51 pm · Link

    OK, these are hilarious! :lmao:

  4. Ann
      · October 1st, 2005 at 1:56 pm · Link

    Geez, I’m jealous. People just search my name! Your comments are a stitch, Shan. Nothing less than I expected :rofl:

  5. Charlene T
      · October 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm · Link

    *visualizes the poor lost soul who cannot find porn on the internet* :lmao:

  6. Anna Lucia
      · October 2nd, 2005 at 2:25 am · Link


  7. Karern Scott
      · October 2nd, 2005 at 6:23 pm · Link

    I had somebody on MSN looking for Necrozoophilia, and found me. I really must be more careful about the the excerpts that I copy and post onto my blog (g)

  8. Jaci Burton
      · October 3rd, 2005 at 10:59 am · Link

    :lmao: Cleary I just can’t even comment, just :lmao:

    oh and masturebation..just so it’ll come up again next month

  9. Shannon
      · October 3rd, 2005 at 11:51 pm · Link

    I did a search and the only place masturebation came up was in the Aug and Sept search phrases post.

    And it will no doubt be in October’s.

    I’m the official destination for illiterate masturbators.

    Hot damn!

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