According to the statistics, my blog world just gets curiouser and curiouser…
masturebation — We knew this would come up
swiffer masturbate — I’m at a loss here. Are we talking original Swiffer? Swiffer WetJet?
my masturebation — Does this mean you finally figured out how?
scamps fantasy wear — suspenders?
what is male masturebation — I guess not
naughty things to say to your enemies — Oh where to start…
how to say where is the bathroom in spanish — Â¿DÃ³nde estÃ¡ el cuarto de baÃ±o?
shannon and the car commercial — No intelligent life here. Only me.
celia and shannon in the pool — What the hell are we doing in the pool?
nice ass — And Google sent you to me? Let me delete that pesky Yahoo search bar and get back to you
blog on high heels — I blog in my jammies, so heels would look so wrong
darth vader tune — Duh duh duh, duh-da-duh duh-da-duh, duh duh duh duntdadah duntadah…repeat
twice upon a roadtrip — :woot:
condom balloon animals — Specializing in snakes and worms
menage a deux — :lmao:
mustangs in movies — One word: Bullitt
things that go bump in the night v — http://www.melaniblazer.com
enya humming song — Best song to write to. And it’s called Boadicea
masturebation how to — I need to track this guy’s ISP and send him some porn
the proud family porn — There are two ways to interpret that phrase, and I’m not going there….or there
dirty synonyms — unclean…soiled…filthy
masturebation movies — WHY don’t I have a *headdesk* smilie? P. O. R. N.
me llamo stacey — Me llamo Shannon. Â¿DÃ³nde estÃ¡ el cuarto de baÃ±o?
heather rae scott author — Rae!
wordsmithing means — Smithing words
celia and shannon porn videos — So that’s what we’re doing in the pool!
jaci burton earnings — *evil chuckle* More than Shannon, less than J.K.
male virgo as a person — Nicer than male Scorpios, but not as hot
is masturebation bad? — I was thinking it’s more…elusive than bad…especially when spelled with an E.
saying daddy during sex — I guess it would depend on who you’re in bed with
women cunnilingus genitalia exposed — I find it more effective than when it’s done with the genitalia unexposed
how do you get your vagina to smell fresh? — masturbate with Swiffers, apparently
cheated on eryn — And I bet Eryn’s pissed
menogram — What the hell do that mash in that machine?
stage masturebation — I recommend asking the theatre manager first
romance community flame war — The first Google search to produce results in the gazillions
gelded slave husband — Doesn’t sound bad, except for the gelding. Imagine how many Swiffer refills you’d go through
baaaaaaa — Why the hell would somebody google that? Mooooooooooooo. (For next month’s stats, you know.)
ana lucia kills shannon — Anna? Something I said? :kiss:
tstl — How nice that it brought you here
the cockless man — might be a woman
funny confusing sentences — Welcome to Shannon’s World
you complete me elevator — Ah, the Otis fanfic rises
chemistry and hyperventilate — Chemistry always made me reach for a brown paper bag
flog it on october 4th 2005 — but only on Oct 4?
Okay, here we go. Masturbation masturbation masturbation.
Bring on the literate seekers of self-love! :lmao: