Shannon Stacey

October Search Phrases

According to the statistics, my blog world just gets curiouser and curiouser…

masturebation — We knew this would come up

swiffer masturbate — I’m at a loss here. Are we talking original Swiffer? Swiffer WetJet?

my masturebation — Does this mean you finally figured out how?

scamps fantasy wear — suspenders?

what is male masturebation — I guess not

naughty things to say to your enemies — Oh where to start…

how to say where is the bathroom in spanish — ¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?

shannon and the car commercial — No intelligent life here. Only me.

celia and shannon in the pool — What the hell are we doing in the pool?

nice ass — And Google sent you to me? Let me delete that pesky Yahoo search bar and get back to you

blog on high heels — I blog in my jammies, so heels would look so wrong

darth vader tune — Duh duh duh, duh-da-duh duh-da-duh, duh duh duh duntdadah duntadah…repeat

twice upon a roadtrip — :woot:

condom balloon animals — Specializing in snakes and worms

menage a deux — :lmao:

mustangs in movies — One word: Bullitt

things that go bump in the night v —

enya humming song — Best song to write to. And it’s called Boadicea

masturebation how to — I need to track this guy’s ISP and send him some porn

the proud family porn — There are two ways to interpret that phrase, and I’m not going there….or there

dirty synonyms — unclean…soiled…filthy

masturebation movies — WHY don’t I have a *headdesk* smilie? P. O. R. N.

me llamo stacey — Me llamo Shannon. ¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?

heather rae scott authorRae!

wordsmithing means — Smithing words

celia and shannon porn videos — So that’s what we’re doing in the pool!

jaci burton earnings — *evil chuckle* More than Shannon, less than J.K.

male virgo as a person — Nicer than male Scorpios, but not as hot

is masturebation bad? — I was thinking it’s more…elusive than bad…especially when spelled with an E.

saying daddy during sex — I guess it would depend on who you’re in bed with

women cunnilingus genitalia exposed
— I find it more effective than when it’s done with the genitalia unexposed

how do you get your vagina to smell fresh?
— masturbate with Swiffers, apparently

cheated on eryn — And I bet Eryn’s pissed

menogram — What the hell do that mash in that machine?

stage masturebation — I recommend asking the theatre manager first

romance community flame war — The first Google search to produce results in the gazillions

gelded slave husband — Doesn’t sound bad, except for the gelding. Imagine how many Swiffer refills you’d go through

baaaaaaa — Why the hell would somebody google that? Mooooooooooooo. (For next month’s stats, you know.)

ana lucia kills shannon — Anna? Something I said? :kiss:

tstl — How nice that it brought you here

the cockless man — might be a woman

funny confusing sentences — Welcome to Shannon’s World

you complete me elevator — Ah, the Otis fanfic rises

chemistry and hyperventilate — Chemistry always made me reach for a brown paper bag

flog it on october 4th 2005 — but only on Oct 4?

Okay, here we go. Masturbation masturbation masturbation.

Bring on the literate seekers of self-love! :lmao:

12 comments to “October Search Phrases”

  1. Mel
      · October 31st, 2005 at 11:26 pm · Link

    omg, I love you shan. I’m DYING here–laughing/coughing/wheezing/sneezing/coughing/laughing some more at the noises coming outta my nose, repeat.

    Your sense of humor has got to be the most wickedest thing on the planet…. however,
    a) I’d like to think the nice ass search was for Bash’s ass *wink* and I too am disturbed that someone’s using the search phrase about Anna making you extinct. (I’d have believed it if it were the other way around, cuz I regularly come here, laugh and go, OMG shan, you’re killing me…)

    Mel, who should be more productive but who’s gonna go look up her boring stats and hope for at least one worth chuckling over.

  2. Karen Templeton
      · November 1st, 2005 at 12:46 am · Link


    I will never, ever look at my Swiffer the same way. Jay-sus, girl.

    As for moi, I had only one worth mentioning this month.


    “Long red finger nail sissy cigarette smoking sissy boys with their aunt.”

    BUT it appeared THREE TIMES. :shrug:

  3. Ann Wesley Hardin
      · November 1st, 2005 at 6:45 am · Link

    Yer killlin’ me!

    God I am so jealous. No one finds me when they search for cunnilingus!

  4. Charlene
      · November 1st, 2005 at 9:04 am · Link

    I gotta get a Swiffer. Clearly I’m missing out on the best part of house work. :cheesy:

  5. cece
      · November 1st, 2005 at 11:05 am · Link

    Maybe Anna killed you in a fit of jealousy? :noevil:

  6. Jaci Burton
      · November 1st, 2005 at 5:01 pm · Link

    I’m a blogstat I’m a blogstat! Oh I’m so excited! :woot:

    First I’d like to thank my mother who told me nothing was outside my grasp…

    Of course I’d like to thank Shan for somehow tossing my name in under an earnings discussion….

    Then there’s my agent, without whom….



  7. Gabriele
      · November 1st, 2005 at 9:53 pm · Link

    Oh dear. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I’m sure I’ve broken something while rolling on the floor. :rofl:

  8. AngieW
      · November 1st, 2005 at 10:48 pm · Link


  9. Shannon
      · November 2nd, 2005 at 12:46 am · Link

    I’ve only used the word earnings in one other post, and I didn’t mention Jaci at all in that one. :neener:

    Jealousy? :rofl: I seriously doubt that.

    And why, pray tell, does one need to search for Swiffer masturbation, anyway?

    I mean really, if you’ve graduated to masturbating with household cleaning supplies, you’re probably pretty familiar with the mechanics of it. And, quite frankly, the Swiffer’s pretty limiting. It has a handle. Hell, so does your plunger, but you don’t wanna masturbate with that do you?

    Rule of thumb…if it’s something you spray with Lysol regularly or something that can take the place of Lysol, do not stick it in an orifice.


  10. Shannon
      · November 2nd, 2005 at 12:51 am · Link

    “Long red finger nail sissy cigarette smoking sissy boys with their aunt.”

    Okay, now that’s interesting. :nod: I attract my share of household appliance lovers and poor men who can’t spell OR masturbate, but nobody with that way with words.

    The only thing that would make that sentence more intriguing is if the second “sissy” was replaced with “macho”. A clash.

    :clap: Good one!

  11. Karen Templeton
      · November 2nd, 2005 at 1:19 am · Link

    Yes, but what does it mean?

    Maybe I don’t wanna know. :hide:

    I’ve got two so far this month:

    “Cardtable blonde” and “Fran Drescher”.


  12. cece
      · November 2nd, 2005 at 11:07 am · Link

    I keep getting Jill Monroe Wrestling :hide: I’m afraid to find out why

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