The following conversation took place last night between the hours of…before supper:
Dad: You need to stop sneaking in my bed. You have your own bed. Stay in it.
Short kid: But I have bad dweeeeeams!
Dad: Well, cut it out.
Dad: You know there are no such thing as ghosts or monsters.
Mom: (trying) Umm….
Short Kid: I know! But the goat chases me around, and the sheep knocks me down and says BAAAAA really loud!
Mom: Is this where you tell him there are no such thing as farm animals?
Dad: He gets this from your side of the family.