Shannon Stacey

More EOM search phrases

Let’s see how people ended up here in June. (And I’m not listing the considerable mentions of that annoying children’s show.)

morgan hawke blog — Link’s over there –>

little house on the prairie fanfiction — OMG. Please no. Please let me go to my grave without being subjected to Albert and Willie in the haystack.

batman wonder woman fanfiction — I see her as a Boy Wonder plunderer, actually.

ellora’s cave rwa discrimination — You won’t have to look far to find it.

morgan hawke fallen star — There were some piercings that took me just a hair out of my comfort range, making Victorious Star my favorite, but it still rocked.

ugliest baby — Hey! His head’s a little…cubic, but he’s a cute kid, thank you.

model shannon stacey — :lmao: You are SO in the wrong place, sweetheart.

wtf smiley — :wtf:

cerridwen press —

erotic star wars — does limerick form count?

hershey atvs — I would think they’d melt if you straddled them for too long.

bar — Tell me that didn’t pull up at least 5m in results.

rwa & censorship — They’re all for it!

ellora s cave rwa lost paperwork — Quite a coinkydink, ain’t it?

anni skywalker — *slurp* Sorry. Got distracted.

incestual nookie — Okay. Yuck. I think once it’s incestual, it’s no longer allowed to be nookie.

janet dailey the calder family reading order — The correct reading order is: This Calder Range, Stands A Calder Man, This Calder Sky, Calder Born-Calder Bred, Calder Pride, Green Calder Grass, Shifting Calder Wind, Calder Promise, and Lone Calder Star

publishing fanfiction — Is illegal.

charmed beth ciotta excerpt — skip the excerpt and buy the book. It’s awesome!

multi-penised — Not a bad thing.

wedding ring dimon — I’d like to buy an A. Maybe a D?

how to write a blurb — Hey, if you find out, can you let me know?

wonder woman erotic fanfiction — Whaddevah

superman wonder woman fanfiction — Busy chick, no?

excerpts;menage — And I suppose you want them to star Wonder Woman?

dancing gay spiderman superheroes .gif
— He’s not gay. Hell, he’s probably doing Wonder Woman right now.

aquafreshed girls — What, exactly, do you want them to be doing with Aquafresh? It does attract cats, you know, so be careful where you put it.

menage couples — A couple of three?

ass tulip — I’m just going to say “Huh?” and leave it at that.

house sparrow who are there preditors? — Really big newspapers rolled up tight.

i think my baby is ugly? — Learn from men. The more you drink, the more attractive your baby will look.

kinky penguin — Stop surfing the net, Miss you know who you are, and get to work.

summer devon — She got a wicked nice cover.

fanfiction of batman and wonder woman in love — You really mean boinking like bunnies, don’t you, but you couldn’t remember if it was oi or io.

the contender theme ringtone — Dunno. I switched from the Can-Can to the Mission Impossible theme.

lime colored 2005 mustangs — I’ll take one with a side of Anakin, please.

roadtrip sex scene — which one? :devil:

ugly baby judges you — Isn’t that aluminum foil hat making your scalp itch?

calves baby cows — Yes. Yes, they are.

(About 500 references to Wonder Woman fanfiction later…)

white mounds on tounge — Please call a doctor, and stop licking whatever it is you’ve been licking, k?

premixed mudslide
— the TGIF one is to die for, and it makes babies better looking.

8 comments to “More EOM search phrases”

  1. Karen Scott
      · July 1st, 2005 at 5:31 am · Link

    No comment on the incestual nookie.

    Ass Tulip? Do you think that’s a new sexual undertaking…?

  2. Demented Michelle
      · July 1st, 2005 at 6:37 am · Link

    Oh my. Just oh my. :penguin::whip: There, is that a kinky penguin?

  3. Mel
      · July 1st, 2005 at 7:34 am · Link

    kinky penguin — Stop surfing the net, Miss you know who you are, and get to work.

    I held a straight face (raised eyebrow or quivering lip or two) until this one. OMFG. These are priceless just from the way you caption them. And what’s it with you and wonderwoman, eh?

  4. Mel
      · July 1st, 2005 at 7:38 am · Link

    OKay…. you had me curious. Went to my website (not blog) and looked up top search phrases. I think my MOM was looking for me…..
    (The quote marks WERE THERE)

    “What were you thinking, sweetie?”

    :hide: I don’t think I EVEN wanna know the correlation between that phrase and my website. (But thanks for the amusement this morning… might beat :coffee:)

  5. Shannon
      · July 1st, 2005 at 11:00 am · Link


    I don’t know if any of my family has stopped by. One of them keeps saying “I’ll have to see if I can find your stuff online” and I keep thinking “Yes, because is quite a stretch”. :doh:

    My zen-like thought for the day: Be a good kinky penguin and take the time to stop and smell the ass tulips.


  6. Larissa
      · July 2nd, 2005 at 12:17 pm · Link

    LOL! You get some great ones! :rofl:

  7. Cece
      · July 3rd, 2005 at 10:03 am · Link

    little house on the prairie fanfiction

    The worst of the worst. The possibilities are limitless. But throw me a mustang too and make it a Mach 1, would ya? :diva:

  8. Jaynie R
      · July 11th, 2005 at 5:01 am · Link

    :lmao: :wtf:

    That is just hilarious

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