Today’s OMG, you HAVE to read this link is guest bitchery from Selah March over at the Smart Bitches.
She knows how to wield a mighty rolled-up newspaper. :clap:
Tomorrow I may blog about the traumatic effects of one’s first professional editing on the Muse, but, as she’s still in an emergency therapy session, we won’t be discussing it today. Other than in dramatic whispers with lots of Jackie Chan-ish hand gestures.
Challenge for the day: an “actually a real word” synonym for ‘clotheslining’. As in:
“Where are we?” he asked, returning his seat to the upright position, nearly clotheslining himself with his seatbelt in the process.