Chatting with Jill, from Twice Upon A Roadtrip—
Jill: You need to strengthen my character so people will root for me? What the hell does that mean?
Shan: You’re unsympathetic.
Jill: *narrows eyes* You’re forever getting dinged for unsympathetic heroines. What’s the deal with that?
Shan: Obviously a bunch of whiny, obnoxious women live in my head.
Jill: :censor: Maybe you should try writing gay romance, hmmmm?
Shan: So I should slap a penis on you and call you Jack?
Jill: Ah…no thanks.
Shan: It would certainly add something to your character.
Jill: I think she meant character traits, like nobility or humility or something, not body parts.
Shan: If I change the setting I could even give you two!
Jill: Somebody needs a nap.