Plus I had a crappy day and feel a need to blog, but I don’t want to whine, so I’ll just copy the Smart Bitches.

1. What hero/heroes are on your “list” (like the celebrity list, if they turned up on your doorstep, your significant other would have to step aside for a few hours)?

Jamie, from Outlander. Most definitely. A lot of people took issue with his spanking of her. Well…I didn’t. :nookie:

2. What heroine would you want to be trapped in an elevator with? (Or hero!)

Hmmm…I would want to be trapped in an elevator with Claire from Outlander. Then I would kill her, push her body up through the trapdoor, then slide it over the roof, and then dump it over the side into the shaft. Then I’d run off with Jamie.

3. What author would you have over for tea?

Does she have to be alive? Because I’d want to invite Dorothy Parker. Kind of like a Weekend at Bernie’s, only she’s been dead longer.

4. If a romance heroine was based on your personality, what type of novel would it be, and what would her name be?

It would be a sad attempt at a romantic comedy, with a TSTL heroine named Ezmerelda Schnitzelhoffer.

5. If a movie was made of your favorite romance, who would you cast as hero/heroine?

This question would require me to actually pinpoint my favorite romance. Can’t. Do. It. I think Eric Stoltz would be a good Jamie, though. And Claire, well…let’s be honest. Do I care? No. She’s elevator shaft bait, anyway.

So I’ll be obnoxious and cast my own book, instead. The hero, Ethan, is played by Rob Morrow, who first charmed the pants off me (don’t I wish) in Northern Exposure and who now is freaking brilliant in NUMB3RS. That smile? Rare, but knee-weakening. The heroine, Jill, is played by Kate Hudson—goofy, curly haired Kate, not slicked down, sophisticated Kate.