Shannon Stacey

Orgasm on wheels

I don’t covet things. Really, I don’t. We’ve got a decent home, good vehicles, ATVs, a popup, and all the books I can embezzle from the grocery budget. I’m a very content-with-what-I-have person.

But this…this car makes me burn with want—



15 comments to “Orgasm on wheels”

  1. AngieW
      · April 7th, 2005 at 10:18 pm · Link

    Oh Shan, this is one of the not so pretty Mustangs. The front is so square :( Josh and I were driving next to one last week and I didn’t love it. What about it makes you burn?

  2. Shannon
      · April 7th, 2005 at 10:22 pm · Link

    Oh, no no no no no no.

    The front is a masterpiece. The entire car is a work of art. It says “I’m sexy as hell and I’m going to kick your ass, too.”

    It’s an Alpha hero in sheetmetal.

    Me + this car = :nookie:


  3. Shannon
      · April 7th, 2005 at 10:26 pm · Link

    And just in case anybody’s thinking it would be an Alpha heroine because cars are female, that would make me an automotive lesbian, so this car’s an Alpha hero. :nod:

    Not that there’s anything wrong with automotive lesbianism. Hell, bring on the HUMMER H2 and we’ll have an automotive menage.

    But this car’s all male.

  4. Mel
      · April 7th, 2005 at 10:51 pm · Link

    Love, absolutely LOVE this new mustang. Reminiscent of the ’67 or so which was SO DAMN SEXY…

    And yes, I’ve experience pure, unadulterated car lust. I think it was a 1973ish Pontiac Transam Ram Air 455HD. Oh yeah, baby… I bet that sucker vibrates real nice like when you rev it up… :)

    *regains composure* but I am SOO not there with the Hummers. Yuck. Now give me an Avalanche? yep, but only if it’s the 2500 model with the 496 babeeeeee……

  5. Cece
      · April 8th, 2005 at 8:23 am · Link

    :thumb: You need a drooling smiley!!!!!! that’s one hot CAR!!!!!!! LOL
    I remember the first time my kids saw one and they were like ohhhhhh aaaaaahhhh and i loved being able to tell them it was based off the old Cobra…I WANT ONE :nod:

  6. Shannon
      · April 8th, 2005 at 9:07 am · Link

    The Avalanche is pretty damn rugged looking, but I’d never have a chance. They aggravate the husband to no end. He likes cars to be cars and trucks to be trucks. :blah:

    I’m thinking the Mustang for the summers and the H2 for the winters. *pant*

    That would take care of my mortgage payment, too, since we wouldn’t be able to afford the house anymore.

    Or the popup.

    Or the electric bill. :baby:

  7. Shannon
      · April 8th, 2005 at 9:16 am · Link

    But there are pics of the toys we DO have here (link removed).

    Unfortunately, he loves classic British cars, while I feel that if I can’t have pure horsepower and American steel, make mine Italian. :love:

  8. Holly Lisle
      · April 8th, 2005 at 10:07 am · Link

    I’m right with you. HOT car.

    But …. what’s a popup (that isn’t Internet-related)?

  9. Rae
      · April 8th, 2005 at 10:08 am · Link

    When we had to take our car to the Ford garage to be repaired they had a silver one out on the lot…:love: And I peeked in and there was drool hanging off my chin. We started talking to one of the sales reps about the new Freestyle and Mark is an all muscle car dude, so he was asking him about the stangs and the GT 40. :blah: Guy finally says, “Let me show you something”

    We walk back through the showroom to a garage behind it and there…sitting there…Oh. My. God. Is a Legend Lime colored Mustang.:nookie: orgasm on the spot. Opened the door and I saw all the gadgets that look almost authentic to the old ones. Another. Orgasm. :nookie:

    He. Let. Me. :cheer: Me. Start the car up. Multiple orgasms.

    I want.


  10. Shannon
      · April 8th, 2005 at 10:15 am · Link

    Oh geez, Rae. It’s a good thing I wasn’t with you or we’d have looked—or at least sounded—like bad porn.

    I added a pic of my popup (okay, I guess their technical name is tent camper *g*)
    (link removed, no longer working)

    It’s just a little one because we weren’t sure how much we’d enjoy it, but we’ll upgrade next year.

    Hey. My husband has a small popup. :lmao:

    (Sorry, in full panic/avoidance mode over here.)

  11. Shannon
      · April 8th, 2005 at 10:19 am · Link

    Oh, and it was taken with one of those old-fashioned cameras *g*, so it’s not in the computer, but I’ve got a picture of our truck with the big ATV in the back, with the small ATV strapped on TOP of the big ATV, with the popup pulling behind. (We had to turn the hitch thingie over because with the 4-wheelers in the back, it squatted enough that the hitch was almost dragging the ground *g*)

    ’03 Chevy Silverado 1500 extended cab = Best. Truck. Ever.

    (Unless you have to parallel park it. My children have gotten used to front-door service with Dad, but be prepared to walk a mile if Mom’s parking.)

  12. Charlene T
      · April 8th, 2005 at 12:03 pm · Link

    Thanks, Shannon, now I’ll start my writing day with automotive menage stuck in my head! Like I need any more twisted ideas in there.

    The car I’m lusting over is the Scion Xb. It’s so cute. I can’t have a Mini with two carseats, so it’s the next best thing. :thumb:

  13. Jaci
      · April 8th, 2005 at 12:05 pm · Link

    1968 Camaro 327 3 speed

    And yes, I had one way back when. I won’t make you sob by telling you the mere pittance I sold it for.

    Damn I was a stupid teenager :shrug:

  14. Anna Lucia
      · April 9th, 2005 at 5:38 am · Link

    Okay, I didn’t even know what it was, but it still made me clench.

    But don’t think I didn’t see that “unfortunately” missus….. :eyebrow:

    I’m a straighlaced, reserved sort of person in real life. But if I spend too long here: (Click on the image at the top – sorry about the scarylong link) it has much the same effect as reading a Jaci Burton book. (HOT fairies, HOT!)

    It occurs to me that somewhere, somehow, there must be an orgasmic emoticon. Maybe it vibrates or something.

  15. Jean
      · April 10th, 2005 at 11:06 pm · Link

    Yup. One hot car. I’ve been in lust since I first saw it.

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