Shannon Stacey

For The Perfessor

Dancing Superheroes

Update: If you stare at this long enough, the rest of the world just ceases to exist. Maybe I can hypnotize myself into editing this outdoor lovescene which occurs during an electrical storm, and make my muse stop trying to zap my hero in the :censor: with a lightning bolt.

17 comments to “For The Perfessor”

  1. Walt
      · April 26th, 2005 at 1:29 am · Link

    I think the dancing Spider-Man is like Kryptonite to The Perfessor…

  2. The Perfessor
      · April 26th, 2005 at 1:41 am · Link

    Shannon, My One True Love, I say this with as much sincerity as my “Y” Chromosome allows me to muster.

    Would you please marry me? :nookie:

    The Perfessor

  3. Kitty
      · April 26th, 2005 at 6:44 am · Link

    That’s so cool.

    Ah go on, zap him, you know you want to :grin:

    Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on …

  4. Jaci
      · April 26th, 2005 at 8:33 am · Link

    A little electrical charge up the :censor: might heighten the love scene and make the heroine see stars or something. :thumb:

    And i hate you for making me stare at the dancing. It’s like “Thriller”. I want to stop and study so I can do it too. I should be packing, you know.


  5. Shannon
      · April 26th, 2005 at 9:00 am · Link

    Ah, the sincerity of the Y chromosome…


    It’s still as horribly mesmerizing this moring. :dance: :dance: :dance:

    And the hero’s still pouting from yesterday’s understanding that he’s officially an undead dead guy, so he doesn’t think jolting his man-parts with some severe amperage is a nice thing to do. He’s such a :baby:

    And I don’t remember any superhero-ettes in white baby-doll teddies.

  6. Larissa
      · April 26th, 2005 at 9:45 am · Link

    LOL! That thing cracks me up. :rofl:

  7. The Perfessor
      · April 26th, 2005 at 10:07 am · Link


    1) I’m not sure, but I think your dancers are an outgrowth of this: which I saw many years ago (beware, continuous watching didn’t actually make me blind, but I do now wear glasses.) :cheer:

    2) If you truly “…don’t remember any superhero-ettes in white baby-doll teddies.” then you simply aren’t reading the right comics. Penthouse put out an entire line of this stuff in the late ‘90s.

    The Perfessor

  8. Charlene T
      · April 26th, 2005 at 11:09 am · Link

    If you invite the right cast members along, he could end up alive…

    “Master, there will be lightning tonight!”
    “Quick, Igor, the outdoor love scene. Mwahahahahhaha!”

  9. Candy
      · April 26th, 2005 at 2:08 pm · Link


    From the Smart Bitches “About Us” description:

    “And no animated GIFs. Ever. Not even that awesome one of Spider Man doing the boogie.”

  10. Anna Lucia
      · April 26th, 2005 at 5:40 pm · Link

    It was worth waiting for it to load…..


  11. Shannon
      · April 27th, 2005 at 12:05 am · Link

    :lmao: That link just about killed me, thank you very much. And now I’m gay, to boot. (Or does that only apply to men?)

    Ah, but see…I can’t have the glorious wit and utter snarkiness of you Smart Bitches, so I’ve gotta have Spidey and friends gettin’ jiggy with it. :dance:

  12. kate
      · April 27th, 2005 at 8:59 am · Link

    I’d wondered about the awesome one. And now Shannon’s got it and you don’t . Pity.

  13. kate
      · April 27th, 2005 at 9:00 am · Link

    oh damn . . .I find myself . . .wanting to get up and try a few steps. It’s worse than a Denise Austin tape (not that I’d know about that. nuh uh.)

  14. Shannon
      · April 27th, 2005 at 1:37 pm · Link

    As long as I’m not the only one who wishes she could slow this down and figure out the steps, it’s all good.


  15. Candy
      · April 27th, 2005 at 7:05 pm · Link

    I have been out-awesomed. CRYCRY.

    I you have any techno music handy, put it on and watch the GIF. It synchronizes itself to almost any beat. Disco works well too.

  16. Shannon
      · April 27th, 2005 at 8:32 pm · Link

    Well, it’s no secret I’m an out-of-the-closet ABBA fan, so I can attest to its awesomeness set to Dancing Queen.

  17. Anna Lucia
      · April 28th, 2005 at 3:00 am · Link

    Shan, when it was loading it was in slo-mo…. I almost had the sequence figured out, but there’s no room in my office to practice….

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