Shannon: Why are you being such a :censor:?
Olivia: You didn’t tell me before I had sex with the guy that he was dead!
Shannon: I didn’t know he was dead then. And he’s not really dead now. Just undead.
Olivia: I liked it better when he was un-undead.
Shannon: Whatever. But I can’t let you go back to Boston. You’re going to :censor: live Happily Ever After even if I have to staple your ass to the page.
Olivia: I need a cigarette.
Shannon: You don’t smoke.
Olivia: I quit, and sometimes I really regret it. Like when I have to deal with you.
Shannon: You smoked?
Olivia: Ya’think? My fingernails look like this for a reason.
Shannon: You bite your nails?
Olivia: Should I talk slower? Or you could lay off the Sudafed, maybe? You know those nifty character sheets you love to talk about not filling out? If you did that, you’d know this crap. And I ate Shredded Wheat my first day of kindergarten, but I stuck my tongue out at my mother for it everytime she turned her back. You didn’t know that, either, did you?
Shannon: You know, I think maybe Tomas gets turned on by sticking high-voltage cattle prods up his women’s—
Olivia: You wouldn’t dare.
Ahhhhh *happy sigh* Shannon’s character convos….:rofl:
I love your character dialogs
Thank you, thank you. :kiss:
Lately we’ve been doing more :blah: than :type:, though.
He’s just :rant: and she’s just :rant:, and I want them to :nookie:.
you always win the fights with the characters though. It’s like road runner and coyote.
so.. why’s the blog blue? just because you can? it’s a nice color.
It’s blue because….:shrug:
I can’t wait until y’all can see the “real” site. :dance: Until then, I have the ugliest blog on the block. :nod:
I love these conversations. They make me smile.
You know what else would make me smile? A devil non-smiley. Yep. It would.
utilitarian. not ugly.
Utilitarian? They’re going to kick to kick me out of the state for sure, now. Oh wait, that’s only if you’re a Democrat. :rofl:
I will find you a devil non-smiley, Angie. I’m even going to find one with a whip just so you can really be mean. :nod:
The devil’s not really smiling. He’s smirking. :shrug:
no comments i just came by to steal your censored smiley :eyebrow:
Sheesh. Monica stole my :wtf:.
Hands off the :cheer:, people!
:whip: OMG! I totally claim this non-smiley as my own. It’s perfect Shan, if only I could use it on the loops all those authors would surely appreciate it LOL. :whip:
Oh, I’m going to regret the whip smiley. I can see it already. :eyebrow:
Since we’re all claiming smilies… I claim :angel: as mine!
Love the post…way to threaten your h. :devil:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :lmao: I just found you through MisKate’s blog. Love this conversation!
It’s so great that some people, unlike my children and husband, don’t have wary, deer-in-the-headlights reactions to my conversations with the invisible people. :crazy: