Shannon Stacey

Amusing stats again

I needed some mindless entertainment, so I hit the search phrases again. More interesting phrases that resulted in somebody ending up here:

how do you make a corn broom—I don’t know, but we all know what it is. :wink:

wordsmithing mean—Yes, it’s very mean. The torture of craft.

agented chick lit manuscript multiple rejections—I don’t have an agent or write chick lit, but I do have multiple rejections.

damn that s a ugly baby—Somebody googled that phrase? :lmao:

the destined queen—Only in my own mind. Oh, you were looking for Deb’s book?

father in law eroticOh, my eyes, MY EYES!

ugly baby—Yeah, we keep it right next to the picture of the crazy woman.

purple walls—nooooo: white walls, blue rug


I’m still a little—okay, a lot—disturbed by the fact that 15 people wound up here while looking for Backyardigans, while only 6 were looking for porn.

6 comments to “Amusing stats again”

  1. Charlene T
      · April 11th, 2005 at 12:20 pm · Link

    Admit it! You :nookie: The Backyardigans!

    I got somebody searching for Shoggoth on the Roof. They must’ve pulled up my Christmas blog entry! Sadly, nobody’s come looking for Plush Cthuhlu.

  2. Anna Lucia
      · April 11th, 2005 at 4:13 pm · Link

    I don’t know, but we all know what it is


  3. Nicole
      · April 11th, 2005 at 7:55 pm · Link

    lol I installed StatCounter over the weekend and it’s been pretty fun. My favorite is “stupid ugly incapable ubs” huh? I don’t even think I’ve used those words in my blog. Though I DO have Deb’s book sitting here….

  4. AngieW
      · April 11th, 2005 at 9:13 pm · Link

    If you would just stop mentioning the backyardigans perhaps more people would find their way here through porn phrases.

    Love these stats- keep them coming please! (err… I mean, keep posting the stats, I don’t want you to keep the strange people coming…visiting…you know what I mean!)

  5. Shannon
      · April 11th, 2005 at 9:22 pm · Link

    Maybe I need to do more “Get your naked candystripers here!” :cheer:

  6. Nicole
      · April 12th, 2005 at 7:37 am · Link

    Are they male naked candystripers who are of age?

    Then bring them on!!!!!!!!

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