Shannon Stacey

Okay then.

Since my experimental foray into The Serious, Grown-up Author Type turned into a conversational train wreck, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming of Shannon Who? You mean the nut job over there? :neener:

For some reason, Amazing Race is on for two hours tonight. So I’m going to sit and watch my favorite show, drool over Boston Rob, and reread some of the funnier scenes from Roadtrip. Them I’m going to edit a hot love scene into a smokin‘ hot sex scene.

The Jehovah people were here today. I should have read them a scene, and then asked if they were still going to the eternal garden. Or wherever it is they go. Assuming they hadn’t fled at the first p-word.

*jots that down for next week’s visit*

15 comments to “Okay then.”

  1. Charlene T
      · March 29th, 2005 at 9:32 pm · Link

    You’re so much nicer than I am. I like to tell them that I’m very happy in my coven. They NEVER come back after that. :grin:

  2. Shannon
      · March 29th, 2005 at 10:22 pm · Link

    Back when he was a bachelor, the husband would answer the door naked. It worked!

  3. charlie
      · March 29th, 2005 at 10:47 pm · Link

    I’m really mad about your foray today didn’t go well for me either. I got home tonight, after suffering 4 hours at the mall with Jaci and Ashley, and immediately checked my email expecting it to be flooded with offers from authors wanting me to judge their books as soon as they could get pics added to them. Alas, to my great dissapointement, not one single offer :cursin:

  4. Shannon
      · March 29th, 2005 at 10:59 pm · Link

    You can judge mine. You’ll have to draw your own pictures, though. :nod:

  5. charlie
      · March 29th, 2005 at 11:06 pm · Link

    Will stick figures suffice? :roll:

  6. Maili
      · March 29th, 2005 at 11:24 pm · Link

    I was a tad surprised at how quickly it became a train wreck, too. Or maybe not, because I had this drummed into my head since I was a mite: Never discuss sex, religion, money and politics with your friends. And you’ve managed to use all but one in your column. Veddy impressive! :D

  7. Shannon
      · March 29th, 2005 at 11:32 pm · Link

    About halfway through I thought about throwing “I bet you voted for George Bush” in there just for grins, but I didn’t want to hog all the taboos in one post. :roll:

  8. Shannon
      · March 29th, 2005 at 11:33 pm · Link

    And yes, Charlie, stick figures will do. Just remember to proportion your sticks properly. :kiss:

  9. Jaynie R
      · March 30th, 2005 at 6:39 am · Link

    :kiss:Boston Rob – yummy:wink:

  10. Cece
      · March 30th, 2005 at 8:10 am · Link

    LOL@voted for Bush……

  11. tiana
      · March 30th, 2005 at 10:00 am · Link

    Yes, I voted for Pres. Bush :neener: LOL Good job starting a train wreck. :crazy:

  12. Shannon
      · March 30th, 2005 at 11:25 am · Link

    I’m not telling anybody who I voted for. I just thought it would be a fun thing to say. But I restrained myself. :cool:

    And now I’m going draft another possible train wreck. Just call me the Derailment Queen.

  13. Charlene T
      · March 30th, 2005 at 11:27 am · Link

    Y’know, you didn’t start a train wreck. You said, “look, there’s a problem, let’s fix it”. The fact that it degenerated the way it did just underscores how serious the problem is and how badly it needs to be fixed. It’s easy to whine and complain about how things aren’t fair; it takes guts to say, “change is needed, let’s get started.” All organizations need members like that!

  14. Tiana
      · March 30th, 2005 at 11:32 am · Link

    Restraint. Hmm, maybe I should use it more. Hmm.:wink: I say go for it Ms. Derailment Queen. :smile:

  15. Anna Lucia
      · March 30th, 2005 at 3:35 pm · Link

    I’m with Charlene. You just stoked up the boiler.

    It was the ones who threw sleepers across the tracks that made the wreck. :roll:

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