Since my experimental foray into The Serious, Grown-up Author Type turned into a conversational train wreck, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming of Shannon Who? You mean the nut job over there? :neener:
For some reason, Amazing Race is on for two hours tonight. So I’m going to sit and watch my favorite show, drool over Boston Rob, and reread some of the funnier scenes from Roadtrip. Them I’m going to edit a hot love scene into a smokin‘ hot sex scene.
The Jehovah people were here today. I should have read them a scene, and then asked if they were still going to the eternal garden. Or wherever it is they go. Assuming they hadn’t fled at the first p-word.
*jots that down for next week’s visit*
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You’re so much nicer than I am. I like to tell them that I’m very happy in my coven. They NEVER come back after that.
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Back when he was a bachelor, the husband would answer the door naked. It worked!
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I’m really mad about your foray today didn’t go well for me either. I got home tonight, after suffering 4 hours at the mall with Jaci and Ashley, and immediately checked my email expecting it to be flooded with offers from authors wanting me to judge their books as soon as they could get pics added to them. Alas, to my great dissapointement, not one single offer :cursin:
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You can judge mine. You’ll have to draw your own pictures, though. :nod:
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Will stick figures suffice?
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I was a tad surprised at how quickly it became a train wreck, too. Or maybe not, because I had this drummed into my head since I was a mite: Never discuss sex, religion, money and politics with your friends. And you’ve managed to use all but one in your column. Veddy impressive!
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About halfway through I thought about throwing “I bet you voted for George Bush” in there just for grins, but I didn’t want to hog all the taboos in one post.
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And yes, Charlie, stick figures will do. Just remember to proportion your sticks properly. :kiss:
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:kiss:Boston Rob – yummy:wink:
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LOL@voted for Bush……
:rofl:
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Yes, I voted for Pres. Bush :neener: LOL Good job starting a train wreck. :crazy:
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I’m not telling anybody who I voted for. I just thought it would be a fun thing to say. But I restrained myself.
And now I’m going draft another possible train wreck. Just call me the Derailment Queen.
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Y’know, you didn’t start a train wreck. You said, “look, there’s a problem, let’s fix it”. The fact that it degenerated the way it did just underscores how serious the problem is and how badly it needs to be fixed. It’s easy to whine and complain about how things aren’t fair; it takes guts to say, “change is needed, let’s get started.” All organizations need members like that!
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Restraint. Hmm, maybe I should use it more. Hmm.:wink: I say go for it Ms. Derailment Queen.
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I’m with Charlene. You just stoked up the boiler.
It was the ones who threw sleepers across the tracks that made the wreck.