If the day your services are needed should come, my defense will be simple: twenty years of finding wire staples in odd places by way of them jamming up under my fingernails.
Exhibit A:
I trust you’ll do the right thing.
And…OW.
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Where else you can find me:
Holy…OUCH!!!
If you ever need a character witness, let me know.