T-shirts

I love t-shirts with sayings on them. Yesterday one of the many ATV/sledding catalogs we get came in the mail and I want to buy my husband ALL of the t-shirts in there. Here are some of my favorites (and it’s the winter catalog, so it’s a snowmobile issue) (oh, and I bolded the ones I’m ordering):

* (A picture of a hand clutching two BIG brass balls) Yeah, it makes it hard to walk.

* Get in, sit down, shut up and hold on.

* I live with FEAR everyday…and sometimes she lets me go riding.

* Drive it like you stole it.

* You must be fast…’cause you were haulin’ ass when I passed you.

* Been there. Wrecked that.

* Does not play well with others.

* When hell freezes over, we’ll ride there, too.

And in the kid’s section:

* My Daddy’s sled is faster than your Daddy’s sled.

And for me:

* Women make great leaders…you’re following one right now.

* It worries me how dumb you are. (Okay, this isn’t in the catalog, it’s from Karen’s blog, but I still want one if I can find it.

Got a favorite t-shirt slogan?

6 Responses to “T-shirts”

  1. Charlene Says:

    I am in love with my Wild Wild West T-shirt (where the coffee is hot and the cowboys are hotter) :cowboy:.

    My other fave came from Think Geek and it’s a caffeine molecule. :coffee:

  2. Karen Scott Says:

    I’m quite partial to “Classic literature can kiss my ass, bring me goat porn!”

  3. Gabriele Says:

    I want one that says

    Proudly Failing Nano Since 2003 :rofl:

    And yes, I’m going to join again this year. :roll:

  4. Anna Louise Lucia Says:

    ROFL!!! Love the goat porn one, Karen.

    Husband has one that reads, “Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.”

    Perfect.

  5. Lori Says:

    I got one for my sister that says

    Help! I’m talking and I can’t shut up!

    :rofl:

  6. Shannon Says:

    :lmao:

    I love those!

    And I have a sister. Three of them, even. :devil:

    :rofl: