(Shan: Oh, shut up. I keep you in a very lovely Vanilla Mint tin to keep you safe from the cats.)

So what has my lazy, unfocused slavemaster writer been up to this week? She’s been very busy with muy important things, such as rediscovering why 34-year-old women shouldn’t cut their own bangs, analying the character arc of a horse, and playing Legos under the pretext of cleaning her son’s room.

I, as you can see, abandoned her at the first possible moment and undertook an expedition to discover the Lost Magic 8 Skull. Isn’t my umbrella lovely? Being ever so loyal to Shannon, I felt compelled to ask the Lost Magic 8 Skull some questions on my writer’s behalf.

Will Shannon’s single title rom com currently residing in a NY slush pile find success?

Clear sailing ahead

Will Shannon have a nervous breakdown trying to research the helicopter dogfight for DG3?

No way. Arrrgghh!

Is Shannon’s husband going to buy her a new Suzuki King Quad 450?

Nay, scallywag

Will Shannon ever earn enough money to buy herself a smokin’ hot KQ 450?

The seas look rough

(Shan: I think the Lost Magic 8 Skull needs to be lost again.)

From Jaci: Will Shan ever be able to focus on just one story at a time?

Clear sailing ahead

Until next week, do you have any questions for the Lost Magic 8 Skull?