Signs I’m not ready for Christmas
Friday, December 8th, 20061 — I walked by the Countdown Snowman yesterday and choked on my toast when I saw 18 staring back at me.
2 — When asked if I was making turkey or ham for Christmas dinner, I replied, “Huh?”
3 — When asked what we’re getting nephews/nieces/little cousins, I replied, “Huh?”
4 — When asked by short kid […]






