Conversation with Zach…

…the hero (and leading ghost) of In the Spirit:

Zach: The sex scenes are too short.

Shan: I’m not going to give a blow by blow, so to speak, of every grunt and thrust.

Zach: You’re making me look like a two-minute wonder, here.

Shan: You’re a dead guy in love with a not-dead woman, and you’re worried about how your staying power looks?

Zach: Like you said, I’m dead. I’ve gotta have something to offer her.

Shan: It’s a short story, Zach. There’s only so much space.

Zach: Couldn’t you cut out the parts where we like…talk and shit?

Shan: You mean the character development and the romantic arc?

Zach: Yeah, that stuff.

Shan: No. Now be good and say your lines or you’ll not only be a dead guy, but a dead guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Zach: I should have gone into the light.

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  1. Keishon October 26, 2006 at 10:19 am #

    That was funny! Interesting story, too. When does it come out?

  2. Anna Lucia October 26, 2006 at 1:22 pm #

    gmfao…. love the last line.

  3. Charlene October 26, 2006 at 1:33 pm #

    :lmao: How soon does this release? :whip:

  4. Heather Rae Scott October 26, 2006 at 2:02 pm #

    :rofl:

    This is why we love you no matter which genre you chose to write.

  5. Jaci Burton October 27, 2006 at 8:04 am #

    Poor, Poor, Zach….

    :rofl:

  6. Shannon October 27, 2006 at 8:48 am #

    Dec 19th. :cheesy: I’ll be updating all that stuff soon.

  7. Anne October 27, 2006 at 3:38 pm #

    :lmao: OH MY GOD, that was hilarious!!!! :rofl:
    “I should have gone into the light” :noevil:

  8. Lori October 28, 2006 at 12:43 am #

    “This is why we love you no matter which genre you chose to write.”

    Agreed.

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