Reasons I’ll never be a romance heroine:
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006—I have never had such amazing sex that I could orgasm while tearing the stitches in my gunshot wound.
—My reaction to finding out an undead guy not only exists but wants in my pants would probably not be helping him with my zipper.
—Eventually I would tell my mother to mind her own business.
—If faced […]







